FuntimeException

It just keeps going. We're back at it with our best friend Rob Fletcher to talk about why we care about Kotlin and also about the awesomeness of his new Kotlin assertion library Strikt.

Strikt

https://strikt.io/

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Rob and John are back to talk about alternative languages on the JVM and also help us determine, once and for all, what the worst Halloween candy is. Here's a hint, its probably whoppers. Also, Rob hates candy.

Enkel - http://jakubdziworski.github.io/categories.html#Enkel-ref

Kotlin - https://kotlinlang.org/

Ceylon - https://www.ceylon-lang.org/

Rust - https://www.rust-lang.org/en-US/

Scala - http://www.scala-lang.org/

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Jenn Strater joins us to talk about her Fulbright Scholarship and discuss foreign lands, beer, static code analysis, and the Groovy Community. Oh yeah, and John Engelman is here again too...

Groovy Community Signup - https://groovycommunity.com/

The Fulbright Program - https://eca.state.gov/fulbright

CodeNarc - http://codenarc.sourceforge.net/

Burp and Fart Piano - http://www.burpandfartpiano.com/

Ars Technica - http://arstechnica.com/

Dark Sky - http://darksky.net

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Jon DeJong and Dan Woods join us on a technological detour as we take a break from the JVM and discuss the wide world of JavaScript! Drinks were drunk and discussions were had. We had so much fun that we decided to make this a multipart episode. Enjoy Part I.

Groovy Community - https://groovycommunity.com

Burp and Fart Piano - http://www.burpandfartpiano.com/

Dark Sky (weather) - https://darksky.net/

Ars Technica - http://arstechnica.com/

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Correction:

48:00 - Rather than Sinon mocks and spies as opposed to the funtionality provided by Jasmine.

Reference Links

Sinon.js - http://sinonjs.org/

Test Double - https://github.com/testdouble/testdouble.js

Spock - http://docs.spockframework.org

Spock: Up and Running - http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920038597.do

Music Recommendations

Tacocat - https://tacocat.bandcamp.com

Every Time I Die - http://www.everytimeidie.net/

Major Lazer - http://majorlazer.com/

Santigold - http://tumblr.santigold.com/

Leaving Haven - http://leavinghaven.com/

Breaking Benjamin - http://breakingbenjamin.com/

Kate Jackson - http://www.katejackson.co.uk/home

Alexandra Savior - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaeqiQezvX0

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Hot off the presses..or something. We welcome Dan Woods and Kyle Boon to the podcast and talk Java One, Oracle, and conspiracy theories! Enjoy.

Reference Links

Learning Ratpack - http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920037545.do

Juggling Multiple Java Platforms and Jigsaw with Gradle - https://melix.github.io/javaone2016-juggling-jigsaw/#/

Java Libraries You Can’t Afford To Miss - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmmP-7d6pWw

How NOT to Measure Latency - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8ydIuPFeU

Cellar HQ - https://www.cellarhq.com

Dead Mountain - http://deadmountainbook.com/

Dyatlov Pass incident - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

Neal Stephenson - http://www.nealstephenson.com/

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Kyle Boon - https://twitter.com/kyleboon

Release date:

September 26, 2016

Welcome to the very first episode of “FuntimeException”. This is our first foray into podcasting but we had a lot of fun doing it. It was a little bit of a rough ride but we’re just getting started. Follow FuntimeException on Twitter or SoundCloud if you would like to be notified when new episodes are released.

Client Dependencies Gradle Plugin

https://github.com/craigburke/client-dependencies-gradle

How one developer just broke Node, Babel and thousands of projects in 11 lines of JavaScript (left-pad)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/23/npm_left_pad_chaos/

"fs" unpublished and restored

http://status.npmjs.org/incidents/dw8cr1lwxkcr

Our security auditor is an idiot

http://serverfault.com/questions/293217/our-security-auditor-is-an-idiot-how-do-i-give-him-the-information-he-wants

Recommendations

Pegasus Spyware (just the docs) - https://info.lookout.com/rs/051-ESQ-475/images/lookout-pegasus-technical-analysis.pdf

Mr. Robot - http://www.usanetwork.com/mrrobot

Visual Studio Code - https://code.visualstudio.com/

indent-rainbow - https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=oderwat.indent-rainbow

Destroy All Software - https://www.destroyallsoftware.com

Wat - https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

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Aaron Zirbes - https://twitter.com/aaronzirbes

Craig Burke - https://twitter.com/craigburke1

Release date:

September 18, 2016