Even on the final Plathville miniseries episode, will Colin spend five minutes talking about Kenny from Tayshia's season? Will Lydia ever meet her handsome prince? Who is the better social scientist between Michelle and Colin? How much did Ethan tip his massage therapist? Is there an acceptable way to jerk it in church? Did Kim see Olivia strangle a kitten or something? What is a "California liberal lifestyle"? Is the Plath household a totalitarian regime? Is this the end of the Plath family as we know it?