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Si & Veronica survived Vee’s bday and the copious amounts of leftover cake and alcohol to make it to today’s episode. With both of us being media nerds, we were excited to talk more about the battle of Fyre Festival documentaries, IG stepping out on Twitter to reaffirm how their algorithm works, and a new frontier for shows and interactivity. Cardi B continues to be the queen of clapbacks with her political commentary and taking on the internet’s conservative princess, Tomi Lahren. We debate the allegations against Chris Brown in Paris and the impact of media on how he is framed. Soulja Boy is making a comeback and dragging Drake while he is at it! Is this the slow spiral of Wheelchair Jimmy? Is Soulja Boy back to run the rap game? Only time will tell. Week 3 of The Bachelor brought more of the Beauty Pageant Beef to the surface, and Demi is making herself out to be the new Krystal/Corinne hybrid villain. Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Crank That" by Soulja Boy

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"7 rings" by Ariana Grande

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Si & Veronica celebrate Vee’s birthday for episode 43! Get hyped for one of the OG power wom collabs as our intro song! We are only a few weeks into 2019 and we already are teeming with memes and viral internet movements. Only in this day and age would people like a picture of an egg more than Kylie Jenner and do challenges featuring Jeff Bezos’ cheating texts. Hulu was savage by dropping their Fyre Festival documentary a full week before the highly promoted Netflix one. Is this the 2019 version of  the movies “No Strings Attached” vs. “Friends With Benefits”? We caught up with Cardi’s still ratchet ways and Chris Pratt’s big engagement. Big Prediction: Jay Z might get implicated in all the R. Kelly news with his own potential predatory relationships. This week’s episode of The Bachelor included some great comedians and some great one-liners from the girls to make up for the lack of personality in Colton (in our opinion). Make sure you watch our #TipsyTalks every Monday on our IG stories for our live commentary on the show! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"WHEN I WAS OLDER" by Billie Eilish

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Si & Veronica just barely made it to recording this episode after surviving a decently painful,  three-hour-long Bachelor premiere full of homemade wine. (Shameless plug to check out our #TipsyTalks on Instagram stories). We caught up with the Kevin Hart/Ellen/Oscars situation, Pete Davidson’s new flirting target, and some big allegations against Cristiano Ronaldo. Welcome to our new segment: Yikes Moment! We kicked our first one off with some skeevy behavior from Gordon Ramsey with Sofia Vergara from a 2010 appearance on Jay Leno’s talk show. The new docuseries, “Surviving R. Kelly” was our main topic with the age-old debate of whether you can separate the art from the artist or not. The R&B world has already had a lot to say on this... Don’t worry, we also shared our thoughts from the whirlwind of sequins, sloth costumes, and stealing more time with Colton found in the first week of The Bachelor. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Move On" by Mike Posner

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Si & Veronica are back for the new year! We are celebrating a full year of doing the pod AND Si can officially say “anniversary” without Vee yelling at him for grammatical errors. We had a long list of quick hits to kick off the new year. As always, we keep you updated with what is going on in Ari’s dating life and what Kanye is tweeting now. There was a big announcement about the KimYe family’s growth amidst continued beef with Drake (He follows Kim on IG! He had Kylie and Kendall at his NYE party! Will the drama ever end?). Don’t worry, we talked about the movie that the internet has been buzzing about, Bird Box, and laughed at how far people take online challenges. We are excited to start this new year with you all and talked about some of our 2019 goals. We even recounted some of our fave episodes! Having a hard time making resolutions? Here is one for ya: Listen to Future Bachelor every week! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy New Year!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Let's Get It Started" by The Black Eyed Peas

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"California" by JRAFFE

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Si & Veronica were joined by comPODres and Si’s longtime friends, A.J. and Z for a special last episode of 2018! We are both still home for the holidays, so with the power of modern technology and a lot of cords, Si brought Vee live to A.J.’s basement! Santa treated both of us well and brought the drop of the trailer for Jordan Peele’s new horror film, “Us,” that got the classic song “I’ve Got 5 On It” stuck in all of our heads. With A.J. being a guest on the show, we had to let him flex his hip hop head muscles and teach us a thing or two about who could really be crowned the king of hip hop. And our girl Z had some thoughts on what has made Cardi B so big. Vee finally had another lady in her corner for some of the more ~gendered~ discussions, and Si had his brother from another mother there to support him for this episode. Besides discussing Cardi B’s rise, we had to talk about her very specific reasoning for vacationing with Offset. We gave our girl Ari a little more airtime this week and Miley, too, with some song and non-song related news. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! Happy New Year!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Give Me The Night" by George Benson

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Wow." by Post Malone

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Si & Veronica don’t know what time is anymore with the crazy amount of pop culture news that has happened since the last time we were on the mic. We are definitely in a holiday mood with the themed parties, ice skating, bad Netflix movies, and everyone’s favorite boy band holiday song. There were some quick updates on the Astroworld vs. DUMMY BOY Billboard rankings, John Mayer’s next apple of his eye, Selena leaving medical treatment, and Taylor Swift announcing the release of her tour movie. The main players of this week’s episode are as follows: Kanye, Drake, Pete Davidson, and Ariana Grande. We here at Future Bachelor tried to untangle the web of tweets, Instagram posts, relationship and mental health histories that went into one of the most intense/complicated beefs this year. It would be remiss of us to not cover the continuation of Cardi and Offset breakup drama. Offset leveled up and begged for Cardi back at her headlining set. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday" by *NSYNC

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Water" by Llamabeats

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Si & Veronica are coming to your ears this week from a very special studio… a storage closet in an undisclosed location. [Insert side-eye emoji here]. Cardi B and Offset are on different pages with their split. Cardi did a lyrics switch up in “Motorsport” to mention the divorce and Offset whined on Twitter about missing her. Ariana Grande continues to keep the lights on at the Future Bachelor with her emotional speech at Billboard’s Women in Music Awards and her comments on ex Ricky Alvarez’s social media. In the music world, we are on the edge of our seats waiting for what Miley and Mike WiLL Made-It will crank out AND if Billboards will get into legal hot water with the Travis Scott and 6ix9ine top spot snafu. Our main topic this week was Kevin Hart stepping down from hosting the Oscar’s after a flurry of homophobic tweets resurfaced. What power do words hold in today’s world? You know us… we tried to answer just that in an hour’s time. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"The Longest Time" by Billy Joel

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Sexual Vibe" by Stephen Puth

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Si & Veronica are back together again to catch-up for this 37th episode. Vee had a lot to fill Si in on her week/weekend filled with boob-themed parties and friends new and old. And Si came to a revelation after last week’s episode that you will want to hear! There was love and loss in the latest pop culture news with Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra’s elaborate wedding, and Cardi B and Offset’s split. (Honestly, Nick Jonas getting married is probably a love AND a loss for Veronica). We also got into, you know, just THE MEANING OF LIFE. Is karma real? Is destiny real? Is anything more real than this podcast? You can only really know if you listen! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"You Are The Woman" by Firefall

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Championships" by Meek Mill

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Si is on the road for this episode of the podcast and asked his ex-girlfriend, Natasha, to guest co-host the show this week! We get into some real conversations about the past, present and future of our relationship, while hearing Tash's perspective of being frequently brought up on the show. Veronica even checks-in to wish us some luck! We dove into the release of the new trailer for the upcoming live-action Lion King movie, Shawn Mendes addressing rumors on his sexuality in Rolling Stone interview, Ariana's "Thank You, Next" rom-com inspired music video and much much more! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"Adorn" by Miguel

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"4EVER!" by LANY

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Si & Veronica are THANKFUL we are still friends after this episode because we got heated on the topic of mansplaining right out the gate. We cooled down by discussing a drink-tossing fight between Bhad Bhabie and Iggy Azalea at Cardi B’s Fashion Nova launch party. Si called it… Hailey Baldwin is officially Hailey Bieber! Taylor Swift is moving labels AND has been confirmed to avoid the paps by being carried in giant luggage. Oh the things stars will do… Social media has created a different world for grieving and we broke down what we were seeing from Diddy in the wake of Kim Porter’s sudden death. Listen to hear our fun saturday night out together (Vee was throwing axes and both Si and Vee were tagging up the bar, per usual). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Thanks to you all who have subscribed and Happy Thanksgiving!

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***This Week's Featured Songs***

INTRO SONG:

"If I Ever Fall In Love" by Shai

 

SLAPPER OF THE WEEK:

"Vultures" by Lido

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