Podience... boo! Did I scare you? It was a well-intentioned fright attempt, I assure you. Today, you will note the unsettling music at the onset of the episode, laden with foreboding. This session is meant to accomplish three separate tasks: to frighten you into aural submission, to offer an audible sacrifice to the ghoulish Celtic pagan gods, and to give you a loose script of things to tune your ears toward in the future. Falsetto Prophet will traverse many conversational pathways as we roll right along, dear listeners. From writing to history, slick flicks, and cancerous misery, an abundance of alleyways will be traveled. Happy premature Halloween you scorned specters, or do you prefer misunderstood monsters? It is 2022; new ghouls, new rules. Podience, revel in delight... you're in for a fright. -Falsetto