Say hello to the very first Future Review! This is going to be a new segment on Much Review About Nothing, where we delve into a film that hasn’t come out yet, make baseless predictions, and try to guess what the Rottentomatoes score is going to be. Today, we’ll be dissecting the trailer for Uglydolls (2019). Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why are the Uglydolls so cute? Why does singer/rapper Pitbull haunt Billy’s existence like the creature from It Follows? If the Ugly Dog character resembles a cat, then why do Ugly Cats resemble regular cats; shouldn’t they look like dogs? Does the concept of a dog not exist on Ugly Island or—Ack! Why is my brain self-destructing!?