Two Flat Earthers Kidnap A Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Find out more about the show here.

In this episode, Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban. The transcript for this episode is here. See the bottom of the shownotes for a transcript of Tal's introduction at the top of the episode.

Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Adam Clark as Downripple.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.

Charlie Wes as Ed.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Josh Rubino as Customer 1.

Brandon Finch as Customer 2.

Kirsty Woolven as Customer 3.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Vocal Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

This episode included the following tracks: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Something True by Louie Zong. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Transcript of the intro:

Hi, I'm Tal Minear, executive producer of Re: Dracula. I'm here today to tell you about another audio drama I think you'd like. It's called Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, and it's a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. This show feels like someone poured the internet into a bottle and shook it all up. It’s strange, unexpected, clever, and hilarious. If you liked Welcome to Night Vale but wished it was 50% funnier and 100% weirder, that’s Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. This show defies both description and comparison. Stephen and I both contributed to this production, which makes me even fonder of it. Keep listening for the first episode of the show, titled Shadowbanned.

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