Gagmen RPG Podcast

The story revolves around a donkey being escorted by the players, but there are many unusual situations that happen along the way.  But basically, the Gagmen are back and have a plethora of ass jokes that we throw around.  Hope you enjoy.

Dinosaurs vs Unicorns or is it an adventure in a fishbowl? Why not both? We run into Zimzar again, and this time he is responsible for stealing a crown and hiding in his castle. To catch him though your players may need to hold their breath.

We have been away for a while and Dave didn't even make it to this one. But we are back just the same. In this episode, Mike comes up with an adventure about elves disguised as sheep that try to infiltrate a Dwarven stronghold. So expect a lot of sheep jokes.

What starts off as a simple job of kulling a few bees turns into an all out battle with the forces of nature. Zomb-bees attacking, dire-woodpeckers attacking, and a giant crazy spider slinging spells at you the whole time. Plus, there is just the craziness of the normal discussion.

The adventuring party comes across a dwarven town set in the trees of a forest and a deadly dungeon filled with pig-monsters. Will there be bad puns made about bushes? Can pigs and frogs mate? Is there really a need for asking these questions? Probably not, but we did it anyway.

A giantess robs a train and unleashes hell. A new adventure to add to the Tex-Mex Fantasy world that the Gagmen have been working on all summer. Lots of laughs, probably too many, and many derailing conversations. The Gagmen have a new sponsor and they are living it up.

On a cloud flying high overhead is a grand mustache mine, only to be dug out by the most efficient of kobold miners. When spiders come pestering the miners they have to call on the party to roll up their newspapers and get to work. Lots of jokes about mustache riding and our good friend Dirty Sanchez. Expect a lot of childish humor, but if you have heard the show before then buckle up and ride the mustache.

Continuing on to Perdition Pass, the party comes upon the Eldritch County Rodeo, with all the dinosaurs we can eat. To sum up: as in the title a casserole goes nuts and attacks the rodeo and the party needs to help defend the town. The Gagmen are expanding their Tex-Mex Fantasy adventure world, so lasso your brains around that. Also, Dave gets grumpy while Michael, James, and Corbett get chatty about Mariachi Music.

The Gagmen, minus Dave, take on the Eldritch Gods to play happy cowboys. A wagon train is heading across the plains only to get attacked by orc natives, but did the orcs do it or are they just to be blamed to distract us from other guilty parties? More importantly, did Shane die or not? These and more never answered properly, but we did the episode anyway.

A town with a serious wolf problem calls in the players to commit wolf-icide. Meanwhile the local cattle ranchers are being bullied by sheep ranchers, you know that old story. All too much innuendo from the Gagmen, for those of you with a weak stomach. Plus you get to find out how much rain forest you have destroyed by listening to the show.