It's the year 1985, and tabletop roleplaying games have been actually focused on roleplaying for less than a decade. What happens, you ask, when one of these games is a tie-in to a television series more focused on diplomacy than violence? Nothing good! We brought in our friend Rowan to play the Iytean Menace module of the Fantasimulations Doctor Who RPG, but mostly to get sidetracked talking about historical fashion, Atlantis conspiracies, and whether Castellan Kelner's son is gay. 

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What? No, not the Five Doctors episode! We're joined by our fourth slash fifth doctor and Ace Attorney correspondent Quinn to discuss the Raston warrior robot, Terrance Dicks being an old man yelling at various clouds, and men's fashion.

References:

The Ace Attorney character Quinn keeps talking about

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Wouldn't it be wild if Omega came back? Sad that it hasn't happened at all, ever. We watched Arc of Infinity, and seemingly discussed everything except Arc of Infinity, including but not limited to Old Yeller, Gallifreyan women's fashion, and carousel drama. 

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Another month, another Gallifreyan diva to become obsessed with. After watching "The Invasion of Time," we discuss the sinister and obsequious Castellan Kelner, women, Gallifreyan Taskmaster, and how horrible the chancellery guard are at their jobs.

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A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! We were devastated to hear of the assassination of the Gallifreyan president, and checked in with our favorite newscaster Runcible the Fatuous to discuss the calvinball that is Gallifreyan politics, our recurring nightmares, and also Runcible, the single most important Gallifreyan in Doctor Who history.

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We found this missive from the depths of Gallifreyan history (our recording files from three months ago) and are now sharing our findings with the world. Discussion topics include the Doctor's superb head, all the past Doctors we all know and love, and once again, Rimon's bachelor's thesis.

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Hey! I didn't get this bonus episode out in time on our Patreon feed, and really we just had so much fun with this episode we thought we'd share it with the world to give you all a good idea of how our bonus episodes usually go. We try to release a bonus episode for every main episode (once a month) and we'd love for you to hear them!

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We recorded this one months ago. We had NO idea how timely it would be. 

Note about scheduling: we didn't get the Time Monster bonus episode that we keep referencing in this one out on time. To make up for it, we're going to be putting it up on the main feed next week. Call it our season finale gift after "The Reality War" airs.

That thing Ali references at the end

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We watched "Colony in Space," because the list said we had to. Rimon read a whole half of a book for this one.

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We talk about The War Games, British cultural imperialism, the implications of Gallifreyan facial hair, and the question everyone's asking: is the War Chief the Rani?

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