Game Patch - A Gaming News Show

Hackers broke into CD Projekt Red's systems, and stole a bunch of internal memos and info. Oh yeah, and the source codes to Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk. CD Projekt Red refused to pay their asking price, and now it appears the game codes have been sold on the dark web. What the hell????

Google has announced that they've abandoned making first party games for the Google Stadia, and they're focusing on being a third party platform. I mock them for it. I show a little love to the PC Master Race too, and get into a story about how Valve is using Steam's popularity to jerk nerds around.

The entire planet is talking about GameStop and their stock prices. But why listen to big business tycoons and analysts with degrees and TV shows and stuff, when you could listen to the opinions of an unemployed comedian who once bought stock in Blackberry? I break down this tire fire to the best of my abilities and tell you what I think.

For some reason, there's an ass load of 'Studio X is working on a secret game' news this week, so we talk about it. On one hand, having only rumour and speculation sucks. On the other hand, it's like looking at Christmas presents you haven't opened yet and fantasizing about what's inside.

I don't know exactly how 'Chewy Inc.' is gonna save Gamestop, but apparently investors think they can, because Gamestop's stock has exploded over the last few days. I attempt to talk about business (and fail miserably) on this week's podcast.

Apparently, back when Microsoft was first developing the Xbox, they tried to buy Nintendo. And Nintendo laughed at them. And maybe that was a good thing. I tell you all about this 20+ year old story that recently came to light on this week's podcast.

After a week off, we're back! And sadly, the biggest news of the week is the fucking KFC console. So we'll talk about. It's a slow week....

Look, I don't want to keep talking Cyberpunk either, but you can't ignore it these days. I break down the latest happening with CD Projekt Red's game, including refund offers, why it was released when it doesn't work, and how the developers got screwed over.

The Game Awards took place this week, so I talk about all the big reveals that dropped during the show. I don't really talk about the awards themselves, though, because who really watches for that?     

Universal Studios Japan's Super Nintendo Land will be open to the public in February, and I'm already trying to figure out how to go. It, looks, AWESOME!!!!!