In this week's episode: The party grows by one & discovers what’s really in the cart. Their new goblin “friend” tells the party of his hideout. The goblins don’t like their new visitors & react accordingly. Morgan berates his goblin friend, who thinks the party is full of sociopaths.

This week Ogasig applies the Pythagorean Theorem to figure out how far away some goblins on a hillside are. Morgan uses a horse leg against the goblins with unpleasantly positive results. El Burto finesses a sword & becomes king of the hill.

Welcome to our inaugural episode!

This is a podcast where we’re going to play games from all different corners of Gamedom, and we’re bringing you all along for the journey.

In our first season we are playing Dungeons and Dragons, 5th edition, the lost mine of Phandelver.

In this episode you will meet our players, an adventure party consisting of ½ orc Paladin Ogasig, drunken human tavern brawler Morgan, and elven bard El Burto escort a wagon of supplies to Fandolin for their dwarven friend Gundran Rockseeker. Morgan beats a dead horse. El Burto viciously mocks some goblins.

Coming soon to your ears, it's the Gamerookie Podcast. We're going to go on epic adventures all without leaving our kitchen table.

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