Do you understand the Swiss Model that UEFA has adopted for the Champions League this season? Well, whatever the answer is, listen to us pick it apart, and also discuss Bern, chess openings burnt into memory, and Netflix reality shows where things get burned in Korean. This is (finally) not a Man Utd episode!

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There was an idea, to bring together a group of Ajax players so they could be more. But after Erik Ten Hag's men were drubbed by Spurs, the Brave New World that United fans had hoped for seems to be Far From Home. If this malaise is Eternal, it's inevitable that he goes, so who comes in? Will it be a Homecoming for some former United personnel, or will Ruud step in with an Iron Fist? Or we will stick with Ten Hag, and be with him, until the end of the line?

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Five league games into the new season for Manchester United and it's been a mixed bag. New signings Joshua Zirkzee, Matthijs de Ligt, and Noussair Mazraoui have each had their own impacts, but will the impending integration of Manuel Ugarte prove to be the key for Erik Ten Hag? Is he being judged too harshly, or should he be getting more out of a squad that finished 8th but won 2 cups in 2 seasons? We have 99 problems but the pitch aint one, at least.

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Why do Chelsea, Man Utd, and Sunderland feature so heavily on this? This week, our team have another "draft" episode, taking a look at some of the absolute stinkers of the transfer deals that have infamously graced the Premier League. Legendary letdowns, fake footballers, and salary scoundrels, we've got them all this week.

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No Messi or Ronaldo (or Mo Salah) in the running for this year's Ballon d'Or, but which OTHER players have had seasons to remember, and who deserves to be applauded, recognized, and celebrated? This week, we go head to head and see who can come up with the better XI of players who missed out on being included in the prestigious shortlist. Tune in and see if you can do better!

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In Part 2 of our look at Liverpool's Mo Salah, we continue our debate and see how he compares against the goal machine that is Sergio Aguero, the dribbling wizard Eden Hazard, and former Spurs' talisman Harry Kane. Stick around to hear our final rankings!

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After a spectacular start of the season under Arne Slot, there's been much debate about how Liverpool's Mo Salah compares to EPL legends from yesteryear. Does he have the swagger of Eric Cantona, or the flair of Thierry Henry? How does he match up against the sheer destructive force of Gareth Bale in his prime? Join us for Part 1 of our look at the prince of Egypt and Anfield, ranking him against your favourites from days gone by.

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Players with fathers and/or sons in the game can be a rogue one when trying to predict how it all turns out. Sometimes the younger generation can be a new hope, while other times they can never escape the legacy of those before them. Join us as we pod-race through some legendary names, and let us know what you think! We have a good feeling about this.

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Nothing is a Blur this week as we trawl through our favourite football video game memories. From Tubthumping player fallouts to Crystal Methods used in tactical shifts, we take a look at the evolution of Pro Evolution, the split between CM and FM, and of course FIFA and what FIFA will do with... FIFA.

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Summer is behind, the season ahead, and for these teams, there are many paths to tread. Will City rule them all again? Can Arsenal have their long-expected title party? What about the fellowship of Ajax at United, or can Solanke be the light in the darkness for Spurs?

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