Back after a two-week break, we bring you GameHounds Episode 13: Contest-o-Rama.

Why a "contest-o-rama," you ask? Well, that's because we have two -- count 'em -- TWO contests going on.

This is your opportunity to win some pretty damned fabulous swag. If we weren't part of it, we would be all over this like a couple of pitbulls in a porkchop factory.

What could you win? How about a code for Rocketmen: Axis of Evil, courtesy of Platform Nation.

No? Then how about a limited-edition (as in only 500 made) GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite, and a whole host of other prizes, courtesy of All Games Radio and others.

In addition to outlining how you can win these fabulous prizes, we launch into gaming news of the past week, including:

Blizzard tells legendary purveyor of crap Uwe Boll to .

for "Spring cleaning." Is that what they call getting rid of all that leftover racial epithets and obscene mail?

New York Times story laments how . Let's face it, I guess the causal gamer is not the Holy Grail of Gaming after all.

Developers Epic and Bethesda announce that neither nor , respectively, won't have demos. Hey, if they make good product, we're willing to wait.

. Again, better to do it late and right than on-time and wrong.

EA and lowers its price for Take Two's stock by about a quarter per share. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the , but EA isn't talking. Oh, and Luke and Laura are lost on desert island and Cricket thinks she's pregnant with Brad's baby.

and cuts lose with a few tasty features of GTA IV's in-game cel-phone not otherwise noted up to this point. Just makes us want it more.

In other GTA IV news, a for 299 GBP. No such love for the Yanks.

in Fall 2008. And k-k-k-Ken is k-k-k-koming to k-k-k-kill you (Thank you, John Cleese).

. Nine million copies sold. One million downloads of the maps in nine days. I don't think even they had any idea.

Girl buys Xbox 360. Xbox 360 breaks. Girl sends Xbox 360 back for repairs. . This would be funny if it weren't true.

Note to listeners: If your Xbox 360 gets RRODed and you keep it in a small, poorly ventilated area, .

: Something for every platform, but nothing good. Smells like a week before GTA IV.

: Is the Wii Wheel worth it? Why can't we get better Xbox Live friends-list organization and slots for more than 100 friends?

Don't forget to get those GTA IV Elite and Rocketmen entries in by the deadlines. And you can check the for more info or to ask us questions for next week's episode.