We know you wanted longer than usual for this episode, but it was so worth the wait.On Episode 7 of GameHounds, Hawkes and Edie pile on topics, one after another. Hey, it was a big week in gaming, so let's not dilly-dally with the window dressing. On with the show!!Starting off, Hawkes fills us in (pun intended) on exactly what comes between him and his Calvin Kleins (Eighty's joke alert!)Then we hit on the tip-top topics of the last week, including:We

The , co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons. What can we say about this maverick that hasn't already been said. You might even call him the great-grandad of video games. We'll miss you, Gary.

and $100 million in venture capital funds for developers. Will the iPhone be the next major portable gaming console?

. No, no, a thousand times no.

. Yes, that's French for Atari.

Rockstar piddles itself in grief over . Makes you realize how they make GTA look easy.

Rumor: . In other news, poop stinks! Film at 11.

Rumor: . How do you kill that which already has no life?

Turning Point: Fall of Liberty isn't a bad game, you see. . UR Stopidz Gamrz, lawl.

. What won't you loony Brits do!?!

Plan for it at the end of the year on PC and six months later on 360. Seriously. I'd stake your entire Christmas on it. Really. Stop laughing.

. The guy who wrote the musical is tuning his piano as we speak.

We introduce a new feature: Pub Chatter. What will Hawkes and Edie be discussing with their inebriated friends?

All this and more is just a mouse click away. Go ahead. Touch my monkey.