That title makes no sense now, but just listen and you will find the wisdom.

This is a very Zen episode of GameHounds as we have found oneness, completeness and wholeness. In other words, Cooper Hawkes is back with Edie Sellers and Commander Tim. All is good.

It's an episode a little light on topics but not on news discussion. This week, Hawkes, Tim and Edie discuss:

Hawkes says that Onlive may very well be successful, but .

Brütal Legend is set for porting to the Wii, but .

Sex or games, which would you choose? A UK game store's very unscientific .

Random Stuff: Lord of the Rings Online heading to the Xbox 360, Magic the Gathering's Duel of the Planeswalkers is pretty neat, Battlestar Galactica's composer getting a gaming job.

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Wow, you were soooo easy.

Did we get you?

Actually, we really had cancelled it, and then we had a mini-miracle happen and we got what we needed to put a short show together.

Maynard's Minutes and the Digital Cowboys save our Humpdate from the nether. Maynard reviews Grid, and the Digital Cowboys really delve deep into the Onlive service.

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There's so much to talk about this week -- what with the Game Developers Conference hitting the news -- that we brought in an extra pair of lips to waggle about it.

Edie Sellers and Commander Tim Wilsie are joined this week by Hendrix of for a whole lot of surly Minnesota gaming love.

This week, Tim, Edie and Hendrix discuss:

GDC announcements from the big-three console makers (or lack thereof).

Onlive aims to change everything about gaming as we know it. Can it deliver as promised?

Crytek .

Edie's cool stuff: , , .

The Wii Fit officially .

Valve forces Kim Swift to .

Random Stuff: Nintendo offers sweet DSi deal, Steam offering great package, Molyneux says next game won't be Fable but will be announced at E3.

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God, news is slow. GDC just started, and there's nothing... NOTTTTHHHHing going on.

So, as Tim and Edie spent the evening trying to find topics for the show, it became evident that there was not enough news to actually talk about, so they made the world's longest pre-show.

Bunches of topics. Next week, more structure... We promise.

Seriously, where did this month go?

There's so much we have to do by the end of the month, and so little time. So rather that waste precious minutes repeating the same thing I say every week, we'll condense this down to a more managable size.

Show. Edie. Hawkes. GuyRy, Maynard. New pod coming next week. Listen.

Wow. That was refreshing. We should try caveman talk more often!

Hey guys. It's Humpdate time.

It's the last show where you'll get all four pods from the GameHounds staff, so swim in it until your fingers get pruny.

This week, you have Cooper Hawkes' Panties in a Bunch, One Guy Ry the iPhone Guy, Maynard's Minutes and the Sports Hound. All four shows are pretty damn good, if we don't say so ourselves.

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And this week it's on time.

Conquering time, space and virus, the GameHounds team brings you the latest and greatest episode.

This week it's Hawkesless, but Edie Sellers and Commander Tim Wilsie carry the torch of news, views and commentary. It's a good week for news, and here's what they talk about:

Will Actilizzard be ? God, we hope not.

Harmonix and MTV announce a . It's coming September 9.

Will Microsoft and make it a special-edition console?

At least three new players for used-game trades.

in US and Japan.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh isn't as .

Random Stuff: Street Fighter II HD Remix gets patched, Metal Gear Online gets SCENE expansion, Fallout 3 The Pitt expansion coming March 24, The Path (a damn fine game) due on March 18.

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Sorry we're late this week. Edie's down with a rather nasty flu bug, and she couldn't really hear much for the last two days. Or smell. Or taste.

But she didn't let you down. Once again GameHounds brings you the Humpdate update podcast, this week with four pods for your listening pleasure. Cooper Hawkes talks the PSP2, That Guy Ry the iPod Guy talks iPod apps, Mr. Maynard offers a game review in Maynard's Minutes, and WillG rounds it out with a discussion of Electronic Arts and sports games on the Sports Hounds report.

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No Commander Tim with us this week, and the show's a day late.

But it is here, nonetheless.

This week, Cooper Hawkes and Edie Sellers make the most of a slow news week. And yes, we finally talk about the Mass Effect 2 trailer.

When they're not piddling our pants about what could possible be in store for Commander Shepard, they discuss:

An Examiner.com writer (not Edie, though) says his sources say that . Really?

An investment-banking advisor says he's hearing what doesn't include a Blu-Ray drive. Yeaaah. Riiiight.

XBLA Awards open today. Go vote!

Dark Horse has released the first issue of its web comic. And it's awesome.

Modern Warfare 2 is happening. Want proof? .

Random Stuff: Microsoft cuts original Xbox support, Steam has Lost Planet: Extreme Condition for $5, Sam and Max coming to XBLA, don't see Street Fighter movie.

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The new Humpdate is here! The new Humpdate is here!

And not just a new episode; a whole new Humpdate format. This week, we have spots from Simon DI of Cyberpunks Gaming, Mr. Maynard from the Unknown Gamers of St. Louis, and Will G, our official "sports hound" for the GameHounds podcast.

Hope you like the format. Tell us what you think, what you'd like to see and how we can improve it.

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