GamePunchers

We're all over the place on this one, covering such age-old nerdversations as 'zombies vs. infected' and 'Why can't I find anyone to play D&D with me'...​

For the first time since Episode 2, we dip our collective big toe into the pool of filler-content we like to call 'Game of Our Lives' once more. This time so that we may catch a glimpse inside the secret hidden heart of Jon Lavallee, or Jo Lav, as he's known on the block..

Much talk about Oldschool Games' God Mode

Deep thunder rolled down from the desolate, snow-capped peaks of Mount Internet, sending the peasants below scattering in mortal fear for their very miserable lives. For, high above them, Legendary beasts, as timeless as the scrolls on which their lore was written, awoke suddenly and outstretched their pagan claws. Grasping desperately at the passing Podcast, the largest mp3 they had ever witnessed in all the long ages of the world.

In this episode we talk a little but more on Bioshock Infinite and Tomb Raider, but around that stuff we punch Injustice: Gods Among Us straight in the face, we introduce a new -half-time music number feature, and we experience intense Lucasarts sorrow. Maybe we talk about Battleblock Theater too. Who knows? I don't, do you? I don't, do you?​

This one's all about Ken Levine's magnum opus, ​Bioshock Infinite, and of course how surprisingly ace Tomb Raider is. As well as this we discuss Nimble Quest (iOS), Ms Splosion Man (iOS), Snake (Nokia, fuck yeah), Magicka (iOS), ZX Spectrum Elite Collection (iOS), and C64 Elite Collection iOS).

It's an episode full of regret and sorrow, as we lament not being at PAX East while seemingly everyone else in the world IS.

This week Steve laments his own gaming hypocrisies and Jon steadfastly defends the despicable *woman beating simulator* known as Tomb Raider. You know, the one with no tombs in it.​ To be fair, he primarily supports the gameplay mechanics, and disapproves the hitting of women.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. This week we tackle the catastrophic Sim City launch, We discuss why EA is literally Hitler, and round it off with a listing of all the studios EA has bought, milked dry and then closed.

Oh knock it off. Of course we don't condone the severe and prolonged beating of gaming's favorite exploretress... we do find it distressing how willingly Crystal Dynamics throws her under the grisly bus, though. Anyway...