This one is for the true fans. Not because it's full of references for you or of you, but because its hard to listen to, and only a someone who really likes us a whole lot would sit through this. 

Cassidy has just returned from Vacation and Matt has gone off on their own. I wonder what they'll be getting up to... 

Cassidy is flying to NY this week so this episode is coming out EARLY! Or is it? Time means nothing to us anymore. 

This episode is sponsored by Arizona Iced Tea... WE WISH! We love u Arizona plz give us money. 

This is a sleepier episode, especially since Cassidy had just woken up from his watch. The effects are being felt in this one.

This episode features  special guest Valentina Hueck! Go check out her latest work on Instagram @blackmorningfilm! What's that? This episode sounds weird? You sound weird. This episode is normal. 

Been a while since our last upload! Cassidy has been in the business of moving this last week so he's been too busy to record proper. As fate would have it though, something happened to him that became recording worthy. Everyone should list, Matt especially. 

It is a dark day here at Vampire's Piss HQ. Our once beloved TubiTV has taken Vampire's Kiss off of their streaming service. Keep us in your thoughts. 

Also Cassidy Recorded in a closet this time and would probably do this all the time if it was so damn hot out. 

This episode was recorded before Cassidy had a chance to listen to the voicemail, so you will have to excuse his ignorance. He knows the truth now, and so should you. Stay safe out there listeners.

-VP

Matt has made some huge discoveries. There is more to this movie than we initially thought. The truth is out there listeners.

Matt couldn't make the record this week so Cassidy is joined by special guest Graham Chorusey! Someone who actually does research on the show! What a treat!