In which we present for your entertainment a dramatic reading of excerpts from the manual of Conan: The Mysteries of Time (1991).

In which we revisit preseason pick Neon White (2022) in a live radio-stream.

Pippin sits on a bench, reflects on a broken balustrade, and runs across the sea. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

Neon White was developed by Angel Matrix and published by Annapurna Interactive.

In which we respond to a voicemail from Dave Pickett.

In which we speedrun Titanic Mystery: Ao No Senritsu (1987), and unearth the secrets hidden in a luxury-class underwater grave.

Pippin sinks beneath the waves. David still can't figure out why the darn thing crashed. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

Titanic Mystery: Ao No Senritsu was developed and published by Gakken.

In which we totally broke many world records, the sound barrier, and our own minds.

Pippin impressed his nephew. David rushes for no one. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

In which we speedrun Maid of Sker (2020), a haunted hotel with limited amenities.

Pippin is your worst nightmare. David walks it all back. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

Maid of Sker was developed and published by Wales Interactive.

In which we speedrun Punch-Out!! (1984), the arcade edition of Nintendo's popular boxing series, blindfolded.

Pippin peeks. David feels every punch. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

Punch-Out!! was developed by Nintendo R&D3 and published by Nintendo.

In which we speedrun GIRP (2011), and engage in some good old-fashioned digital mountaineering.

Pippin decompiles a seagull. David embraces the Way of The Bride. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

GIRP was developed and published by Bennett Foddy.

In which we speedrun That Dragon, Cancer (2016), an interactive memorial to Joel Green by his parents.

Pippin panics. David lingers then hurries on. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

That Dragon, Cancer was developed and published by Numinous Games.

In which we speedrun VVVVVV (2010), a gravity-fluid space adventure with optional shiny trinkets.

Pippin does things the hard way. David falls up a tower. These, and other GAMETHINGS.

VVVVVV was developed by Terry Cavanagh and published by Nicalis.