I woke up to a text from my grandma that came in at 11:58 last night! We’ll share that with you. I also think I may have witnessed a mating session today.

This is not my week! On Sunday, I wrecked Kimberly’s dirt bike. Tonight, the cheap toilet paper got the best of me. I can’t wait for the full moon tomorrow!

Apparently, our kids were telling dad one story and mom a completely different story while she was gone. And did dad do anything right while mom was out of town? Sheesh!

Momma is back from Minnesota! We thought we’d pop in just for a few minutes and do a quick trip recap. We’ll save the medical stuff for another time. The good news is that the Mayo Clinic was worth the trip!

The kids are already crying, and mom hasn’t even left yet for Minnesota. She’s pretty much set to lift off in the morning for the Mayo Clinic. Now, can dad handle the other four kids while she’s gone? We’re about to find out!

Have you ever done the deed in one of these? Mrs. Allen is disgusted! And this story is 100% true!

Is momma ready to leave for Minnesota in less than 72 hours? Absolutely not! How many lists do you think she’s going to leave for me? And will the kids survive being away from their mom that long? We’re about to find out!

We had a plan when we walked into the studio and then the wheels came off! We started talking about our St. Patrick’s Day meal and somehow that led us to calling my mom to ask her whether or not I had ever eaten cow tongue.

You’ll never guess how Mrs. Allen’s day started! Let’s just say she’s even less of a fan of the cat! We also briefly explain why there wasn’t a long podcast last night. Spoiler alert…I shut it down mid podcast!

It’s Friday the 13th and there was some really weird stuff going on today! What on earth was a lady doing fingering her belly button outside McDonald’s? And that’s not all I saw today.