Wherein your hosts talk about these unprecedented times, what frustrates Megan about school, how The Gentlemen had A cast, why Chris Evans' sweater deserves its own movie, why Guy Ritchie should direct a Jack Reacher movie starring Daveed Diggs, why you should watch Snowpiercer and why you should always read the book first.

Wherein your hosts talk about humans' predisposition for lying, why physics is hard and stupid, whether or not mathematical constants are constant, why we know about Thomas Hobbes and not his contemporaries, why the last two episodes of Outlander were bleak and unsettling, why you shouldn't marry someone you've known for only 5 weeks, and who would be cast in their budget Hollywood heist movie.

Wherein your hosts talk at length about Stephen Bonnet and his bad decisions and why the most recent episode of Outlander had a very satisfying conclusion, and why Uhtred is a 15/10 and his band of merry men deserve their own show.

Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the last couple episodes of Outlander and why their characters keep finding themselves in such terrible situations, why Jamie Fraser is still the King of All Men, why Claire is the Queen of the Universe, why green screens can be problematic, why they want to see Fergus and Ian in a buddy cop series, why The Last Kingdom is (still) very good TV, how many pillows they sleep with, and whether or not Megan can become a millionaire.

Wherein your hosts talk about why Roger Mac is kind of useless in the 18th century, how Jamie Fraser keeps messing up despite all efforts to the contrary, why Lord John Grey should have been in the most recent episode of Outlander, why Tiger King is a combination of a documentary and an infomercial, what article of clothing is an absolute deal breaker, and whether or not Jim Halpert deserves to die.

Wherein your hosts talk about Covid-19 and all that is happening in the world, why saying farewell to Michonne was actually kind of refreshing, how Dr Sleep isn't as scary as you might expect, why staying home isn't the hardship some people make it out to be, which fictional characters they embody, who they'd like to be quarantined with, and which social distancing app is best.

Wherein your hosts talk about the Covid19 pandemic and why people need to be rational about the things they are doing to prepare (spoiler: it doesn't cause diarrhea), how The Walking Dead is getting good again (and maybe a little about how it started), how you should under NO circumstances watch Uncut Gems, whether or not Megan knows her Civil War generals, why this season of The Bachelor was actually the Most Dramatic Ever, what they would stock their pantries with in preparation for a quarantine, what TV shows they would watch in their survival bunker, and what constitutes a Jamie Benn hat trick.

Wherein your hosts talk about the season 5 premiere of Outlander, why Roger needs to calm down, what kind of business Jamie needs to open, whether or not book to movie adaptations always stand up, why TATBILB 2 is good in a very different way, why Peter Kavinsky is still number 1, why they would never give up cheese, and whether or not Charles Miner is the marrying type.

Wherein your hosts talk about why you should all watch Fleabag (no, really, go do that and THEN listen to the pod), which Fleabag character they are most like, which Disney prince will kill them, which episode titles most closely match the descriptions, who might win Euro 2020, and why romance novels need to go.

Wherein your hosts talk about why The Silent Patient is worth staying up all night to read, who should be in the (hopefully upcoming) film version of the book, why the Aaron Hernandez docimentary on Netflix is worth a look, why a bus driving poet makes for a good subject, their dream trips to Ireland (and which film character best suits them), why the Monstars would be better than a cartoon baseball team, and why Uhtred is kind of dumb.