Garbage of the Five Rings

Amelia and Jude discuss the weird hand fetish happening in this game, glory in a few comeuppances, and continue being exasperated by inconsistencies.

Amelia and Jude discuss the mistakes of the Phoenix Clan, such as bad hats, messing about with taint, and opening entirely too many black scrolls.

Amelia and Jude discuss the ongoing soap opera of Bayushi Kachiko, why there are yet more arms, just how cool Toshimoko was, and where one takes Kuni Yori on a date.

Recorded: 01/15/2019

Amelia and Jude try to figure out why the Kolat loves stabbing so much, what was going on with the elemental terrors, and why all the black scrolls just made people ugly.

Recorded: 12/22/2018

Amelia and Jude try to sort out how many battles happened, who had which hands when, and why on earth anyone would trust Kuni Yori.

Recorded: 11/28/2018

Amelia and Jude explain the origins of the Lion/Crane rivalry, discuss why basically everyone in this game needs some therapy, and cover the story of Tsuruchi (who is just a really cool dude).

Recorded: 11/28/2018

In the inaugural episode of of Garbage of the Five Rings Amelia and Jude discuss all the things AEG didn’t feel like telling you, why Kachiko and Kisada are actually the worst, and why the hell there are snakes in this game (we still don’t know).

Welcome to Garbage of the Five Rings! Before we dive into the madness of the Clan Wars, we take a moment to introduce our hosts, explain our methodologies, and make some disclaimers.