The Garbage Series - Ep.6

"It's the smell, if there is such a thing."

Population density is the answer, maybe.   Cramming people together in cities makes controlling trash more efficient.  That being said, cities stink.

The smell of garbage is pretty bad but unavoidable to a certain extent.  Strong smelling perfume/cologne is avoidable and therefore is more offensive.  Why are people not allowed to assault the eyes and ears but allowed to assault our sense of smell?

Remember when you gave your spelling test to the kid next to you to be graded?  What about that idea but for garbage? Instead of a test you pass your garbage to your neighbor.

The worst part of a large bag of dogs**t is the plastic.  

The USPS needs to take some accountability for their role in the avalanche of trash we are dealing with.  What percentage of paper mail do we get everyday that is garbage? Think about the last time you got a letter in the mail you actually wanted.  Think about how much more bad news comes in the mail compared to good and how much better your life would be if you didn't ever get another letter.

Are generic Christmas cards worth it?  …….Christmas is the ultimate trash creation day.

"When you think of garbage, think of Akeem."

Are dog leashes like gun safeties?

Can we talk about the Lakers?