GARBO TIME

"Who do you think you are? I AM!" said Pete Weber Jr. to a 12 year kid heckling him from the stands.

We set out for this episode with a lot of ambition...well at least to our standards. We fell short, per usual and covered half the sports topics we wanted to. Hey, it is Garbo Time so shut your mouth and open your ears.

Sorry, I thought I was talking to Frank there.

In this episode we revisit The Great Joe Montana Card Caper Mystery we covered all the way back in Episode 6. We bring one of the suspects in to defend himself under oath. We come out with one clear suspect and many more questions.

We also cover bay area sports best and worst 1st round draft picks.

Listen...or don't. We don't care either way.

Baseball is back...and the Garbo crew is too. Throw in a Zyn and settle in as we root against the draft dodging blue!

I wrote that for you. You're welcome. Now lend us your ear and we'll sing you a song but we'll most likely sing out of tune. On tonights episode:

Origins of Baseball slang (kind of...we lost 30mins of the best podcast talk you'll never hear due to us being bush league amateur's)

Best and worst rule in baseball

Top 10 all time 3 point leaders

49ers sell the farm

Bob Greene Quotes (Montana Tech Coach)

Musical Guest: Lynyrd Skynyrd

Something a little different for this episode. We watch the 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes, Robert Deniro, and Johnny 'One-nut' Kruk..

Grab some peanuts and crackerjacks and settle in for this sports version of the movie Falling Down.

Bobby Raburn Career Stats:

3-Time NL MVP, Lifetime Batting Average of .310

$40 million a year on SF Giants.

The Fan

1996 - Rated R, Thriller/Sports.

Staring: Robert DeNiro, Wesley Snipes, Jack Black, Ellen Barkin, John Leguizamo, Benicio del Toro, Johnny Kruk

Rotten Tomato Score: 37%

Loosen up your belt and let your belly out for this post Thanksgiving Garbo episode

This episode includes infamous Mike Tyson quotes, a segment titled: “Explain to us Sean…”, and much more nonsense that you’ll tune out 5 minutes into the show. Give it a listen…or don’t. We dont care.

Guest: Brother Augie

Musical Guest: LaRussel

We're all back like a bad habit. Like switching to Zyn and then picking up a can of Copenhagen Snuff in a moment of weakness.

This episode we talk a little Bo Jackson, Kelce Bros overexposure, beloved players getting traded, Jamies Winston Soundbytes and a whole lot more.

Musical Guest: Misfits "Halloween"

Grab a cold one and settle in.

Hot damn, it’s cooking in the Garbo Barn Sweat lodge. We doff all our garments and sweat out our sins in this episode.

In episode 33 we honor Jose Canseco. We update the Most Punchable Faces in Sports List. We tell the enchanting tale of the Yankees Wally Pip. Finally, perhaps most controversial topic we discuss while talking sports announcers: we may have come to agree that the universally despised Joe Buck...maybe isn’t so bad.

Grab a Bacardi Breezer for this sweaty episode of Garbo Time. Cheers

This is the F&#K John Fisher episode. No other way to say it. He's bad for baseball and he's bad for sports. In this episode we talk about how daddy's lil' Gap baby boy Johnny got handed 1 billion dollars and ruined the Oakland Athletics.

How the 1989 movie Major league parallels the current situation in Oakland. Except John Fisher is much uglier than Indians owner Rachel Phelps.

We talk about Oaklands new team filling the void: the independent baseball team the Oakland Ballers.

Sean gets drunk and manages to put together a complete sentence. All this and more…

Just like a blister we’re showing up when the work is done. Howdy! This episode we're throwing ourselves out with the trash. We define the term 'Garbo Time' and how it transcends sports. We reminisce about Morganna - The Kissing Bandit. You may remember her rushing the field and kissing Cal Ripken Jr., Pete Rose, and many others. You may also remember her for some “other” reasons too, two in particular.

Pour yourself a glass of Chicago’s finest Jeppson’s Malort and settle in. It’s Garbo Time!

Music:

Halftime: Mel McDaniel, Louisiana Saturday Night.

Whitesnake, Here I Go Again.

Outro: I.M.P. Jealousy

Welcome back friends. This episode we're talking:

Super Bowl LVIII predictions

Ricky Henderson

Best Single Game Stat Line,

Super Bowl Memories, and more...

Musical Guests:

Hall & Oates

Waylon Jennings

*This episode was recorded prior to Super Bowl LVIII

**We knew the outcome by time of posting and cried ourselves to sleep.