Cathy Steinberg uses a recorded service to get out of going to work

It's holiday time, and Gary is calling around searching for very specific toys

Gary as Lord Favasham, The British Attache CASE, calls British Airways to inquire about their frequent flyer program

Gary, as Buddy Buttlick is calling nursing home to find a place he can dump his mother.

Gary calls various business to tell them, "I'm home, I'm naked, and I'm thinking of you"

Gary, as Piere, calls a lighting place looking for bulbs, but because of his accent, it sounds like something else

Gary, as a man named Ishbar, has trouble understanding what a stool sample is.

Gary calls around trying to find a supermarket freezer to just sit in, during a heat wave

Gary calls a lady and tells her she has to vacate her apartment for termite control

Gary, as Norman Spitnick calls Radio Shack, because his CD-ROM drive, which he thinks is a coffee holder, is jammed.