From lice to life goals, this episode goes sideways fast. Have you ever heard of Ramsters? Well, you have now. Donavann tries to keep up with Gen Z slang and drops some freestyles nobody asked for. We read another porta-potty sex confession, talk about my roadside run-in with the cops, and the time I got in trouble for brass knuckles outside a Walmart. We also relive Donavann’s accidental sips of gasoline and muriatic acid. Oh, and somewhere in there, we actually try to picture where we’ll be in five years. Spoiler: it's not jail—but we’re not ruling it out. Buckle up.