In this episode Donavann and I dive into karma, luck, insecurities, and what might wait for us after death. We question whether good deeds are ever truly selfless, if life has any real balance, and whether struggle is the only thing that shapes us. The conversation flips between mind-bending theories and the kind of questions that make you stop and think. Donavann even gets emotional, which is almost unheard of.

Part two, but a prequel, because in this family nothing happens in order. My Gen Z nephew tries to school his cool aunt on slang (nice try), Nick and Donavann tell their sides of my mom’s camp bust, we trade psychedelic stories including my near-death robotrippin moment, and dive into the woman-weds-half-brother saga. The beaded dick gets its encore, Nick’s dating choices take a beating, and we fire off some rapid questions for good measure!

I finally got my oldest brother Nick on the mic for a solo—and it did not disappoint. We cover everything from fifi’s and how insane CD’s were, to sleep paralysis, near-death moments, and yes… people getting things stuck where the sun don’t shine. Just a casual Tuesday. But the most powerful part? Nick had been onto a letter our mom wrote for him to read before she passed away. Nick held on to the letter for nearly four weeks after she passed and he gave me the honor of reading it live for the first time. We laughed. We cried. It’s Not Domesticated.

Back after a break, I sit down with my brothers and Gen Z nephew. We talk about my nephew’s juvie story, Nick’s experience with Ramtha, a rough hookup, skincare, and throw out some random rapid-fire and Gen Z questions. Stay tuned—there might be a part 2.

Chaos and Clarity in this weeks episode. A sex dungeon full of blow-up dolls and end up talking about generational trauma. Classic. This episode covers Dan Bilzerian’s playboy cult vibe, childhood beauty crimes, we rank our family by who we’d most likely end up in jail with. Then we get into it: trauma, hiding who you are to stay likable, and whether our friendships are real or just convenient. Also—do you believe in fate, or are you just good at lying to yourself?

We grew up thinking gum could kill us, car lights were illegal, and quicksand was lurking around every corner—meanwhile, our family was busy beating the hell out of each other for fun (highly recommend the game of “beat” if you’re into sibling violence).

I share a story of how at one point, I hung out with a guy who had a stolen car and a stolen house. He also liked to print money and checks in a shady hotel room and was not shy on spending it.

And now we’re here… unpacking the story of a woman who smothered her husband to death during oral sex.

You can’t make this shit up.

We kick this one off with the most unhinged kinks we could find — and not the cute ones. We’re talking balloon fetishes, vore fantasies, clown sex, and people who fall in love with chandeliers... I even share how I love the smell of man armpit. (gross, I know — but pheromones, right?) Also: we share the fights that led to arrests, the people we’ve knocked out, and whether anyone actually grows the hell up after 25.

While looking like we just got fired from a cruise ship, we talked about getting lost as a kid (which checks out), Donavann raged about people wearing masks alone in the car (still), and I casually entertained a guy who went to prison for shooting his best friend eight times (also tell a story about my ex, another shitty pick of mine). We talked banned baby names, exposed our zodiac trash traits, and played a round of Would You Rather that nobody should have to listen to. Hawaiian shirts happened, healing did not. Do not forget to do the poll and tell us your crazy stories at http://staynotdomesticated.com

If you're here for structure, turn back now. From eyelash mites to felony fights, we’re unhinged and unsupervised. Donavann relives his Kirby-selling era, we debate if belly button mold is real, and we spiral into everything from the history of mail (do not ask why this was top of my mind) to petroglyphs and hieroglyphs and arrowhead hunting.. Arrest stories, fake slang, real chaos.

We dragged a First Sergeant out of retirement and into the hot seat. Conrad Vasquez joins us to talk about the insanity of Army life, war zone survival, soldier meltdowns, military myths, and yes — we talked about overseas Chlamydia. We also read some of the wildest Reddit military stories and get his reactions. Let’s just say… this ain’t in the VA handbook.