Not Domesticated

If you're here for structure, turn back now. From eyelash mites to felony fights, we’re unhinged and unsupervised. Donavann relives his Kirby-selling era, we debate if belly button mold is real, and we spiral into everything from the history of mail (do not ask why this was top of my mind) to petroglyphs and hieroglyphs and arrowhead hunting.. Arrest stories, fake slang, real chaos.

We dragged a First Sergeant out of retirement and into the hot seat. Conrad Vasquez joins us to talk about the insanity of Army life, war zone survival, soldier meltdowns, military myths, and yes — we talked about overseas Chlamydia. We also read some of the wildest Reddit military stories and get his reactions. Let’s just say… this ain’t in the VA handbook.

From lice to life goals, this episode goes sideways fast. Have you ever heard of Ramsters? Well, you have now. Donavann tries to keep up with Gen Z slang and drops some freestyles nobody asked for. We read another porta-potty sex confession, talk about my roadside run-in with the cops, and the time I got in trouble for brass knuckles outside a Walmart. We also relive Donavann’s accidental sips of gasoline and muriatic acid. Oh, and somewhere in there, we actually try to picture where we’ll be in five years. Spoiler: it's not jail—but we’re not ruling it out. Buckle up.

This episode is a fever dream. Our mom joins us to talk period sex (yes, red wings), her dancer past, and the loyal vibrator she named Betty Crotcher. A confession of masturbating with someone’s electric toothbrush and we read an orgy story that made us question humanity. She tells us who she’d call to hide a body—and who her favorite child is (spoiler: not Donavann). With nothing but love during this super painful time in her life and ours, she showed up for one final ride through the absolute madness that made us who we are.

Prison-modified dicks, torture tips, Little Nicky impressions, and tech illiteracy at its finest. We torture each other (and ourselves) with rapid fires, bad life hacks, and impossible choices — like whether cleaning beats clapping cheeks. Donavann made his choices — and so did his Pornhub history!

Also, stay for an ode to Rousey. RIP sweet girl.

What do you get when your brother steals your mom’s panties, finds his real dad, and asks about your most toxic trait—all in the same hour? Emotional whiplash. We also take a moment to admire a pic Danique's dad looking like a snack. Healing? Questionable. Entertaining? Absolutely. Enjoy.

Ever feel like reality is glitching? Same. We talk Matrix malfunctions, déjà vu as cosmic syncing, the dark truth that every “happy” marriage ends in death, and why group texts are my personal hell. Somewhere in the madness, I also got thrown off a bed mid-hookup. Oh—and we discuss defiling a pair of shoes out of spite. Yes, one of us pooped in some shoes. Not saying who it was (Donavann).

Don’t forget to go to staynotdomesticated.com and submit your crazy stores on our website or use our Reddit link from the site to submit on Reddit. You will remain anonymous if you wish.

two siblings, one mic, and zero boundaries. From bad trips and queef stories to death, anal, and spiritual awakenings, we dive headfirst into the chaos of life—with laughter, trauma bonding, and way too much honesty. It’s weird, it’s raw, and somehow… kind of profound?

Come for the manifesting, stay for my brother’s virginity story, port-a-potty hook-up, and a whole lot of sibling chaos. We laughed, we cringed, we probably need therapy.

In this very first solo episode, I’m keeping it real (and a little rambly) as I share what Not Domesticated is all about. No big production, no perfect script—just me talking about why this podcast exists, what I hope it becomes, and the messy, honest energy I want to bring to it. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and it’s the start of something that feels right.