Ever feel like reality is glitching? Same. We talk Matrix malfunctions, déjà vu as cosmic syncing, the dark truth that every “happy” marriage ends in death, and why group texts are my personal hell. Somewhere in the madness, I also got thrown off a bed mid-hookup. Oh—and we discuss defiling a pair of shoes out of spite. Yes, one of us pooped in some shoes. Not saying who it was (Donavann).

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