Who will have the scariest dad? Who will have the lousiest hometown? Who is getting led on? What kind of wild animal will Clayton be bitten by? Is high ropes REALLY that scary? Are Michelle and Colin as good at Bachelor predictions as they think they are? Is Rachel's laryngitis strategic? Is Serene's brother Barack Obama's secret son? 

Hometowns is actually taking place in people's home towns, so episode 8 of Clayton's season of The Bachelor is instantly ten times better.