Gay Bacon – From late-night snack binges to the glory of rainbow strip candy (a.k.a. “gay bacon”), I dive into my unhealthy love for junk food, why Reese’s Fast Break is the king of all chocolate bars, and how Domino’s cheesy bread has ruined my self-control. Along the way, I rant about diabetes scares, leftover hate, plants taking over the house, and even which celebrities I think would make the best cuddle buddies. It’s chaotic, funny, and very real—just like every other night on my couch.