This week, join the girls as they sermonise about the ongoing cultural significance of the diva and her gay male sycophants. In the middle of the night ask yourself, must I worship? Charles and Laura do inner-child-past-life regression as they revisit the queues on their iPod shuffles. 

As Lacan probably once said, walk into the hall of mirrors and take a long hard look at yourself. Are you a diva? Do you have a gay best friend? Do you crave one? The vanity project thematic universe is comprised of two devout gay best friends that are religious about their practice.

To listen to this podcast you are required to follow Azealia Banks on Instagram, stream Celebration by Madonna, read Fashioning The Unconscious and The Homintern Conspiracy, and watch every one of the A Star Is Born films.

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