Gays In Your Phone

Alas, dear listeners, we have finally arrived! What a riotous, ruthless, and positively Rhody journey it's been.

Jake returns concussed and fabulous this week to discuss part 2 of the RHORI season 1 reunion. We offer our financial advisory services to Pizza Mamma, provide Kelsey with some much-needed constructive criticism, and do our damndest to untangle the knotted web these Pontarellis weave.

ALSO we recorded this ep before news of Liz leaving season 2 broke, so please don't give us guff about not mentioning it! We, like you, are wailing with grief, beating our chests, rending our garments, etc.

The season may be over, but FEAR NOT — the gays would never leave your phone, we're trapped in here! We will be BACK during the break with some monthly deep dives and other treats and tidbits, so please continue to call in: 401-237-2829

Love ya!

The RHORI girls are reunited at last — and, thanks to a pride-related freak accident, the gays in your phone are having a little reunion of our own!

Seven beautiful blue-clad women and one gay guy enter the arena...who will leave victorious?? We talk about Kelsey's summary execution, the Kabbalistic demon possessing Rulla, and Jo-Ellen and Liz's roles as opposing cosmic forces that keep the entire universe in balance.

As we near the end of this beautiful journey together, we IMPLORE you to please call in with your thoughts on the season, general rhode island trivia, or unhinged conspiracy theories at 401-237-2829

<3 -your gays

Finally, just what RHORI needed-- a little taste of the Caribbean! This week we watched the Real Housewives of Rhode Island venture out to Block Island for this season's big finale.

This week's pod has been deemed one of our best by hubby, and we have to agree. We debate how fake Liz + Jo-Ellen's make-up-session was. We read Brian Pontarelli down. We find that the arc of RHORI's season 1 is long, but it bends towards Jo-Ellen. Stay tuned to the end of the ep for a call that has us debating: why didn't Ashley I sit with Jared on their flight to Atlanta?

As always, please call in to our tipline with RHORI tea, gossip, and commentary! 401-237-2829

Get your pink galoshes on and meet us at Porter Cove girls, because much like Liz and Kelsey we're down in the mud this week for the PENULTIMATE episode of RHORI season 1!

This week Rulla finally clocks in to work with the lightly problematic function of the season, Liz and Dolores serve local legislator fish, and Rosie's court of gay advisors continue their good work for the community!

Jake dives into the spiritual void Jared is trying to fill with Audrey's, Zack regales listeners with childhood quahogging memories, and we ask the eternal question: Do you know about the video?

Join us for another fabulous week of GAYS IN YOUR PHONE! Call in with tips, comments, hate mail, and quahogging spots to our tipline at 401-237-2829.

Some might say this is where the beginning ended. Some might say this is where everything truly began. But what do we say? If you wanna find out, first get us a res at Capo, then make a call to Dino!

This week we are carving out the trenches. A specter hangs over RHORI, and it has something to do with authenticity, gossip, and being a bitch. The gays in your phone are here to elevate the discourse about episode 10 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and find out who the true TeRHORIsts are. Everything is upside down: Zack likes Rosie, Liz is losing her cool, Rulla is having a conversation about something other than Brian's affair---what's going on? Let us take care of you.

Thank you for listening to another week of GAYS IN YOUR PHONE! Please call in with tips comments and concerns about RHORI-related affairs to our tipline at 401-237-2829.

This one's juicy folks. Zack is back from his global gallivants to help Jake recap the stunning, slam-packed 9th episode of Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

This week we open with a dramatic reading of comments by Rosie's stan army in response to our illustrious guest host. Let's just say the war has commenced and lines are being drawn mama!

Jake does psychic battle with Reddit commenters, Zack offers Kelsey and Rosie dangerous homosexual weaponry, and we educate our public about Rhode Island's iconic Big Blue Bug.

Stay to the end to hear our JUICIEST TIP LINE CALL YET. And as always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829

What a stunning episode we have been blessed with this week. Jake is joined by guest co-host Annie, the third Rhode Island barista to grace our earpods, to recap the beautiful nightmare that is episode 8 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

This episode starts off HOT with an exciting re-enactment that I think you will all enjoy. Then get into it all: how the RHORI musical backing is Challengers down, how Jo-Ellen's tea is always exquisite, and again how Rosie has been steered by her gay guys, whether they are married to her or not. Is Kelsey projecting? Why does Kelsey's car have that capacity? And is slam pig really a New England term? Tune in to find out!

As always, please call in with any hot goss, commentary, or reactions, Rhode Island based callers especially encouraged! 401-237-2829

Today is the day. It's what you've all been waiting for. A true born-and-bred Rhode Island gay guy gracing our earbuds and tickling our fancies. Jake is joined by his coworker Kevin to review episode 7 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island and give the perspective you've all been waiting for: Rosie Woods DiMare-hive rise up!

In this ep we discuss the Rhode Island practice of common law marriage, the working-class experience of the Newport cliff walk, Kevin's connection to the mistress's eyebrows, the Slater-Compassion-Center-tea, and whether Rosie really is the truth-teller of the season.

I'm so excited to introduce you to Kevin, who is easily the most beloved of my barista coworkers. Now it's your chance to love him too.

As always, please call in with any commentary, reactions, or hot goss. Rhode Island-based callers are especially encouraged!! You can reach us at: 401-237-2829

In the iconic, proto-feminist Henrik Ibsen play A Doll's House, Mrs. Linde makes a plea: "... How if we two shipwrecked people could join hands?... Two on a piece of wreckage have a better chance than on their own." I regret to inform you, dear listener, that one of your dear gays has been left afloat, yet alone. Zack has left me on this raft. And a doll's house it has become.

Recording amidst the waves has proven somewhat difficult, hence, this ep is a little different, consisting of a monologued recap and a long doll-lunch discussion concerning the masc dinner. My eternal gratitude goes to the dolls who grace your earbuds this episode--what a treat! Listen to our dolls ask the real questions you've been waiting for: has anyone ever really liked Rosie? what does a hag do among a group of empowered women? and most importantly, what are these women's signs? For this and more, tune in!

Remember to call in to our tipline with goss, commentary, and reactions! 401-237-2829 Rhode Island-based callers especially encouraged!

We are... the gays in your phone.

The #1 Rhode Island-based Real Housewives of Rhode Island recap podcast is back for episode 5, and we're getting meta.

This week our girls got on multiple boats, phoned the girls and gays, donned the lightest most gorgeous of grief beats, and served us true crime realness in what will surely go down as a truly iconic episode in the Bravoverse.

In this ep, we begin to get into some of the rhetoric and political economy of housewifery as we know and love it, showing hints that the GAYS_IN_YOUR_PHONE project contains much more than originally meets the eye. This being said, we are still committed to providing the finest recappery on this side of the Connecticut.

Call in to our TIPLINE with goss, commentary, or concerns at 401-237-2829. Rhode Island-based callers especially encouraged!

We are... the gays in your phone.