The gays in your phone are back with the recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island's fourth episode!

This episode was full of titillating tea. Listen to hear us discuss Jo-Ellen's sister wife's relationship with Gary Tiberi's sperm, Zack's conspiracy theory about the ongoing, Rosie's role as the sort of Salt-Lake-City girl of the season, and of course, the birth of a star. Pizza Mama is risen!

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That's right. It's RHORI season 1. It's glamor, it's clammy, it's the Ocean State. And it's ongoing.

In our recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island's episode 3, we find ourselves giving a lot of business advice to the girls and guy, evaluating the ladies' taglines, and getting a tip that alleges the RHORI production staff to have kidnapped everyone at the Studio 54 party. Wow!

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The first two episodes of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island brought us drama, crying, polygamy, ChatGPT, wieners, and more! From Pizza Mamaisms to (allegedly potentially) unethical nepotism, to our growing conspiracy theory about production's attitude towards Rulla, we get into everything you could possibly imagine about the first two episodes of RHORI, STRAIGHT from the smallest state. This is the ONLY Rhode Island-based RHORI recap podcast, and we've got the clams to prove it.

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It's really happening. The Real Housewives of Rhode Island premieres tonight, April 2nd, 2026. Everything in the smallest state is about to change, and two gay guys are here to tell you the true tea, straight from the littlest state in the union.

This premiere prompts many questions…

Who are the Real Housewives of Rhode Island? How many have ties to the mafia? Who’s the crier in the group? Who’s mother? Where does their money come from, and why do their lips all look strikingly similar…

Listen to us dig into instagrams and police reports in the INAUGURAL EPISODE of the #1 Rhode-Island based RHORI podcast. We are… the Gays in Your Phone.