Jeonbuk and Ulsan stretch away from the pack, Suwon Bluewings finally win and our new favourite player - Cesinha!

FC Seoul in freefall as Daegu smash them for six, while Gwangju win the relegation six-pointer against Busan. Incheon in yet more penalty woes, and Pohang’s ‘Palocenko’ score four in the rain. Otherwise, a good weekend for numbers with 22% of goals scored by Brazilians, 9% by OGs and 4.5% by bums!

Ulsan smash Pohang in the East Coast derby, Suwon Bluewings in trouble after home loss to Gwangju (GWANGJU) and another win for Potato FC! Warning: Koreans also like thunderb*stards and sh*thousery.

Seongnam deliver win (sealed with a Kis), Pohang hit four and Vacuum Cleaner vs Eagle!

FC Immoral get a big away win at the Steel Yard, Incheon United can't hit a barn door and... FIGHTING!

Late winners for the big boys, more goals from "Monstro" and ummm sex dolls??? We also caught up with Pohang Steelers' Aussie midfielder Brandon O'Neill.

Mad Green Boys, commentating in pyjamas and Middlesbrough’s greatest ever reject. We also caught up with Simon Hill who did the English-language comms on K-League YouTube for Friday’s big clash between Jeonbuk and Suwon. (Three million+ viewers!)

With the 2020 season due to start on Friday 8th May, we talk all things K League 1, from Big Bjorn, mechanical magpies and sneaking into World Cup stadiums.

 

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