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GCP: Pick'em & Parlay (Wk:13) - We Took Each Other to Court Over a Google Form Pick

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🚨 DO NOT TAIL THIS PARLAY… UNLESS YOU ENJOY LOSING MONEY WITH FRIENDS. 🚨

Welcome to Group Chat Podcast: Pick’Em & Parlay, where:

– We build cursed 4-leg parlays we know won’t hit
– We hold fake court over Google forms
– And grown men beg a spinning wheel to decide their fate.

This week’s episode is absolute degeneracy:

🏈 The College Parlay from Hell

The boys put together a 4-leg college football parlay and literally tell the audience:

“This is the one to NOT put in your parlay at home.”

Picks include:

  • OU to beat Mizzou by more than a touchdown 🥴

  • UConn -7.5 behind a QB named Joe Fagnano that nobody had heard of 10 minutes earlier

  • Jacksonville State -1.5 in a “small-town Saturday night” Sun Belt showdown

  • North Texas vs Rice over 55.5 because “your boy Morris scores a lot”

    All that for +1361… aka a $5 donation to FanDuel with fake hope attached.

    🏈 NFL Parlay: Truckin’, Shuckin’ & Bad Life Choices

    Then they head to the NFL and it somehow gets dumber:

    • 49ers -7 vs Panthers because “they’ll gold-mine their way to a win”

    • Jaguars -2.5 vs Cardinals as the “favorite pick”… which guarantees it loses

    • Tyler Shough over 8.5 rushing yards because “he’s gonna be running for his life”

    • Chase Brown over 53.5 rushing yards since “he’ll hit that by halftime”

      By the end, Nick proudly admits he’s basically made a weekly tithe to FanDuel.

      ⚖️ THE COURT CASE: Google Form vs On-Air Pick

      We get an actual fake trial because:
      – Casey picked the Eagles on the sheet 🦅
      – But “AI doctored video” had him saying Lions on air 🦁
      So now the show is arguing:

      “Does the Google form count as the contract…

      or does the sports media personality’s actual on-air pick count more?”
      Tommy goes full attorney, Casey goes full “objection,” the Wizard goes full “both of you are losers,” and the Wheel becomes the judge, jury, and executioner.

      🎡 THE WHEEL OF DESTINY (AND PAIN)

      – The Wheel decides who’s right
      – The Wheel decides Chiefs vs Colts
      – The Wheel decides Georgia Tech vs Pitt
      – The Wheel decides who gets to brag for 24 hours in the group chat
      If you’ve ever screamed “RIGGED!” at your TV, you will spiritually connect with this segment.

      🐯 LSU vs Western Kentucky & Saints vs Falcons Meltdown

      They break down:

      • LSU -21.5 vs Western Kentucky, with half the panel terrified of Van Buren at QB and the other half just cheering for the defense to drag them across the finish line

      • Falcons vs Saints, with Shough slander, “let’s get shucked up” jokes, and a full political monologue featuring LaToya vs Stacey Abrams for absolutely no reason

        Somehow this all ends in overtime scenarios, last-second field goals, and a rant about “some jackass on Facebook” taking pictures of fans in opposing jerseys.

        All backed by the official sponsors of chaos:

        Buzz Off Mosquito Control, Down South Cards & Bats, Lafourche Concert & Events Club, DTB Clothing, Blue Boot Foundation, Martin’s AC & Electric, Neil’s Small Engine, Performance Automotive & Accessories, Better Call Badeaux, and Precision Agra Spray.

        If you like:

        ✅ Horrible gambling logic
        ✅ Fake court cases over pick’em rules
        ✅ A wheel deciding your sports happiness
        ✅ Quotes like “lock up the puppies” and “truckin’ and shuckin’”

        🎧 Hit play on this week’s “Pick’Em & Parlay” and tag your friend who thinks he’s a sharp but is really just Nick donating to FanDuel every week.

        #GroupChatPodcast #PickEmAndParlay #FadeUs #WheelCourt #TruckinAndShuckin #LockUpThePuppies

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