🚨 DO NOT TAIL THIS PARLAY… UNLESS YOU ENJOY LOSING MONEY WITH FRIENDS. 🚨

Welcome to Group Chat Podcast: Pick’Em & Parlay, where:

This week’s episode is absolute degeneracy:

🏈 The College Parlay from Hell

“This is the one to NOT put in your parlay at home.”

OU to beat Mizzou by more than a touchdown 🥴

UConn -7.5 behind a QB named Joe Fagnano that nobody had heard of 10 minutes earlier

Jacksonville State -1.5 in a “small-town Saturday night” Sun Belt showdown

North Texas vs Rice over 55.5 because “your boy Morris scores a lot”

🏈 NFL Parlay: Truckin’, Shuckin’ & Bad Life Choices

49ers -7 vs Panthers because “they’ll gold-mine their way to a win”

Jaguars -2.5 vs Cardinals as the “favorite pick”… which guarantees it loses

Tyler Shough over 8.5 rushing yards because “he’s gonna be running for his life”

Chase Brown over 53.5 rushing yards since “he’ll hit that by halftime”

⚖️ THE COURT CASE: Google Form vs On-Air Pick

“Does the Google form count as the contract…

🎡 THE WHEEL OF DESTINY (AND PAIN)

🐯 LSU vs Western Kentucky & Saints vs Falcons Meltdown

LSU -21.5 vs Western Kentucky, with half the panel terrified of Van Buren at QB and the other half just cheering for the defense to drag them across the finish line

Falcons vs Saints, with Shough slander, “let’s get shucked up” jokes, and a full political monologue featuring LaToya vs Stacey Abrams for absolutely no reason

All backed by the official sponsors of chaos:

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Presented by Precision AgraSpray (they spray crops, not hamstrings)

If you’ve ever watched sports and thought:

“There’s no way that dude runs faster than me…”

This week, the boys debate the greatest athletes who looked like they’d lose a footrace to a recliner but STILL dominated their sport. And yes, feelings were hurt. Muting occurred. Google was abused.

Top moments include:

🍕 Charles Barkley – “Round Mound of Rebound,” ate like eight pizzas at a time and still baptized people in the paint.

Honorable mentions included: Refrigerator Perry, Moe Vaughn, Escalade from AND1, Sebastian Janikowski (the only kicker built like a nightclub bouncer), and even Donald Trump, champion golfer in his own mind.

🔥 Arguments broke out.

If you’ve ever believed deep in your heart that you too could be a professional athlete if they’d just let you warm up properly, this segment is your truth.

➡️ Tap play. Laugh. Send to a friend built like Bartolo Colon.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast: Coach Jeremiah Gray Joins the Show – Thibodaux Middle Basketball, Recruiting, and LSU Rumors

This week’s Group Chat Podcast dives deep into middle school basketball madness and college football chaos, featuring one of the most respected middle school coaches and sports media personality in South Louisiana — Coach Jeremiah Gray of Thibodaux Middle School and G Sportz.

🏀 Thibodaux Basketball Talk:

Girls: experienced, gritty, and built for big moments.

Boys: deep, versatile, and possibly one of the most talented rosters he’s ever coached.

His secret? Creating “opportunity periods” in practice to keep competition healthy and attitudes right.

🌎 Recruiting & Real Talk:

🎧 Also in this Episode:

Coach Damien St.Pierre previews his Golden Meadow Lady Lions 2025 season opening jamboree game and admits he just wanted to start last week and play anybody with a gym.

The crew debates if LSU’s next coach could be someone nobody’s even talking about — from Kelvin Sheppard to… Jimbo Fisher?! (Lord help us.)

Plus, a well-deserved shoutout to Thibodaux Middle’s entire athletic staff for creating one of the most professional and welcoming game-day environments in the parish.

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👀 Final Take:

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🎙️ Group Chat Podcast: Lafourche Parish Middle School Football – Awards Episode

It’s awards season Down the Bayou! 🏆 The boys break down the best of the best from the 2025 Lafourche Parish Middle School Football season, naming Offensive and Defensive MVPs from every corner of the parish — Down the Bayou, Central Lafourche, and Up the Bayou — with a little friendly banter (and plenty of bragging rights) along the way.

Here’s the rundown:

Down the Bayou MVPs (Golden Meadow & LCO):

Central Lafourche MVPs (Lockport, Raceland, Bayou Blue):

Up the Bayou MVPs (Thibodaux, E.D. White, Sixth Ward):

The crew also looks ahead to next week’s Parish-wide MVP and Coach of the Year episode — plus a few shoutouts to the coaches shaping the next generation of Tarpons, Trojans, and Cardinals.

As always, big thanks to our sponsors: Buzz Off Mosquito Control, Down South Cards & Bats, Lafourche Concert & Events Club, DTB Clothing, Riley John’s Blue Boot Foundation, Martin’s AC & Electric, Neil’s Small Engine, Performance Automotive & Accessories, and Precision Agra Spray — the official sponsor of our Mount Rushmore segment.

📣 From Golden Meadow to Thibodaux — the next wave of Bayou football stars has arrived!

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Featuring: Coach Brian Callais & One Empty Chair (that may get thrown)

Welcome back to the most dysfunctional gambling show on the internet — the Group Chat Podcast: Pick’Em & Parlay, proudly sponsored by Buzz Off Mosquito Control, Down South Cards & Bats, Lafourche Concert & Events Club, DTB Clothing, Martin’s AC & Electric, Neil’s Small Engine, Riley John’s Blue Boot Foundation, Performance Automotive, Better Call Badeaux, and Precision Agra Spray (the official sponsor of our collective delusion).

This week starts with breaking news:

With Turtle gone, Coach Brian Callais steps into the studio, and the boys immediately try to put together the world’s saddest $5 parlay — a parlay that might hit for the first time in human history simply because Tommy isn’t allowed to participate. (He’s 0–ever. A perfect record.)

We’ve got:

Then it’s on to the Pick’Em — where the standings are tighter than a Happy Meal budget at Turtle’s house.

And yes:

By the end:

This is Pick’Em and Parlay — where the takes are hot, the bets are bad, and the HR department doesn’t exist.

🎧 Tune in, laugh, judge us, and blame Tommy when the parlay inevitably dies.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast: “Put Us in Running Time”

We fire up Pick’em with a fresh sponsor roll call (shoutout Precision Agra Spray & the whole crew) and a brand-new “startup” you didn’t ask for: Turtle 2 Tommy Zero—specializing in domestic disputes & McChicken bets 😂.

Then it’s mayhem:

Florida @ Kentucky — interim bump vs. Big Blue trap game (plus a surprise political detour because… us).

BYU @ Texas Tech — are the Cougs for real or is Cinderella turning into a pumpkin? Also: yes, soaking gets explained. You’re welcome, Internet.

Eagles @ Packers — is Green Bay’s bounce-back real or will Don Henley and friends run the show?

Saints @ Panthers — half the panel picks New Orleans to “win out,” then immediately chooses Carolina. Peak Group Chat energy.

LSU @ Bama — post-BK vibes, Nussbus turbulence, and a Martin Van Buren cameo (historically accurate height, spiritually inaccurate optimism).

Finally, we assemble a chaos parlay you should absolutely not mortgage the house for:

CFB: Ohio State to cover a galaxy spread, Oregon by a TD, Notre Dame by a million, and A&M over Mizzou.

NFL: Jags beat the Texans, Seahawks -6.5, Baker 2+ TDs, Jets–Browns under.

Come for the picks, stay for the wheel’s curse, the Kiss-of-Death, and the running joke that our parlays are charitable donations to FanDuel. 💸🏈

🏈💥 Big Blue Breakdown: Week 10 – Tarpons Close the Regular Season + Lady Tarpons Keep Rolling 💥🏐

The regular season finale is HERE — and the South Lafourche Tarpons are headed to the river to battle Lutcher with playoff seeding on the line. 🐟⚡

• Meathead looked like vintage Meathead last week and he’ll need to be again — Lutcher’s nose guard has BJ calling him “the best D-lineman I’ve ever seen.”

Meanwhile, the Lady Tarpons volleyball team is out here bulldozing Morgan City and punching their ticket closer to Lafayette-bound — even without one of their top hitters. Coach Cheramie’s crew is spiking through the parish like a hurricane with knee pads.

🎧 Tune in for all things Bayou sports: the playoff picture, the trash talk, and the kind of logic only South Lafourche fans will understand.

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“Grow a Pair: Pet Peeves, Facebook Fights & Furious Drive-Thrus”

The boys are back and absolutely unhinged in this one.

From old folks doing NASCAR laps on Highway 308 to the Taco Bell robot screwing up Nick’s order, nobody’s safe. Tommy kicks things off by roasting “plane-standers” who jump up before the gate opens (“Where you going, Sue? You ain’t first class!”), and it only escalates from there.

Then comes the internet warzone: joint Facebook accounts, fake names like God’s Son Jones, and couples still commenting “we had fun, Bob” under the same profile. One word: grow a pair.

Add in unseasoned fried seafood, travel-ball fundraisers, and the eternal struggle of clicking on every damn bicycle in CAPTCHA, and you’ve got chaos, caffeine, and Cajun truth-telling at its finest.

🦐 Sponsored by Precision Agrispray — the only crop dusters brave enough to go where the others can’t.

🎧 Listen for:

“Turtleneck furious” levels of drive-thru rage

The most honest Mount Rushmore of Pet Peeves you’ll ever hear

A round-table roast of everyone’s Facebook habits

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🚨 THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF MID IS HERE.

This week, the boys go full petty philosopher mode and draft the most perfectly average things on planet Earth.

💬 Inside the chaos:

Somewhere between deep thoughts and dumb logic, someone said:

“You’re drunk inside a drum — that’s what it’s like being in Tiger Stadium.”

🎧 It’s the Mount Rushmore of Mid — where opinions are bad, logic is worse, and Louisiana stays undefeated in nonsense.

🎙️ Not Mott’s Mailbag — Presented by the Lafourche Concerts & Events Club

The boys are back answering the questions nobody else would dare ask in this week’s chaotic edition of Not Mott’s Mailbag — proudly brought to you by the fine folks who still throw better concerts than the Pelicans throw leads.

This week’s inbox was loaded:

“If Berwick becomes part of Texas, Texas’s economy tanks — and we get a Buc-ee’s out of it.”

It’s Mailbag chaos, Down the Bayou edition — featuring white beans slander, parish politics, Buc-ee’s diplomacy, and a debate on glizzies at the fair that may never recover.

🎧 Stream Not Mott’s Mailbag now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or YouTube.

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