What happens when the Group Chat boys leave the mics running too long? You get Episode 18 — a chaotic compilation of outtakes that probably should’ve stayed locked away in the filing cabinet.

Casey, Nick, Damien, Turtle, and Tommy cover everything from trolling AP Poll voters (looking at you, Haley Sawyer) to somehow blending college football rants with WNBA hot takes, boxing breakdowns, and a totally unnecessary detour into September 11th memories. It’s equal parts serious conversation, reckless commentary, and pure nonsense.

Highlights include:

The AP Poll Roast: Why Florida magically moved up in the rankings after losing.

Boxing Talk: Canelo vs. Crawford predictions, betting odds, and why the undercard sounds like a “Battle of the States” sideshow.

Turtle’s Reputation: The crew reminds him of his “stay in the kitchen” takes (he pleads the fifth).

9/11 Memories: From pellet gun hunter safety class to “ICQ away messages” breaking national news.

Damar Hamlin Conspiracies: Is he real, or just a hologram? The guys aren’t convinced.

Birthday on Christmas Day: The ultimate scam in gift-receiving rights.

This episode is a blend of unfiltered banter, questionable hot takes, and surprisingly thoughtful sports talk — all wrapped in the kind of chaos that makes the Group Chat Podcast what it is.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast | Not Mott’s Mailbag

This week’s episode is exactly what you’d expect when you dump a bag of questions in front of the boys and say “figure it out.” We cover:

💰 What we’d do with $900M Powerball money (spoiler: someone is buying Houma just to shut it down).

🐦 Why baby pigeons don’t exist (or are actually Pop Chocks, depending on how much tequila you’ve had).

🌮 The great nacho debate — is 12 chips enough, or is that just some broke-ass Homer plate?

🎭 Which cartoon character we’d trade lives with (Peter Griffin > your favorite anime character, fight us).

👨‍🍳 Which NFL coach definitely grills in socks and sandals (Andy Reid, we’re looking at you).

🧼 The eternal question: drop the soap — did the floor get clean or is the soap dirty?

🤡 What’s scarier: clowns at night or getting the dreaded “we need to talk” text?

Plus, Bryce Boudreaux calls in, Turtle starts a feud, Tommy scouts French nannies, and somehow we lose a local sponsorship by burying a Mexican restaurant mid-episode.

It’s chaos. It’s trolling. It’s exactly why you listen to the Group Chat Podcast.

🚨 Mount Rushmore Madness: Flash-in-the-Pan Athletes Edition 🚨

The Group Chat Podcast council is in session (yes, even Turtle showed up on time) — and this week we’re carving out the ultimate Mount Rushmore of Flash-in-the-Pan Athletes. 🗿⚡

Who made the cut? From Madden cover boy Peyton Hillis, to Linsanity himself Jeremy Lin, to Buster Douglas toppling Mike Tyson, to Trent Richardson running straight into O-lines — this episode is a hall of fame for guys who had 15 minutes of fame and then vanished like a fart in the wind. 💨

We’ve got:

Plus, honorable mentions that will make you spit your drink out: JaMarcus Russell’s McDonald’s diet, Dan & Dave Olympic flops, Colt Brennan Hawai’i hype, and even a WWE cameo (shoutout Maven, Undertaker still wants a word).

🔥 Who’s YOUR Mount Rushmore of “Wait, what happened to that guy?” athletes? Drop it in the comments — and yes, we’ll fight about it.

🔥🏈 Middle school football on the Bayou is WIDE OPEN!

The Group Chat Podcast breaks down:

PLUS — we sit down with Golden Meadow Head Coach Derek Brunet, who talks bouncing back, fixing mistakes, and preparing for a parish showdown with Sixth Ward.

This is the inside scoop on Lafourche middle school football you won’t find anywhere else 👀

🎙️ Full episode → YouTube + Spotify/Apple www.groupchatpodcast.com

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The Group Chat Podcast kicks off its Big Blue Breakdown pre-game series live from Tidelands Country Club in Galliano, LA, presented by Neil’s Small Engine, in front of a lively crowd of Tarpon faithful. We set the table for South Lafourche vs. Pearl River with a clear, professional scouting report: South Lafourche aims to leverage tempo and perimeter speed, while Pearl River brings a disciplined, downhill rushing attack under veteran coach Jerry Leonard. We break down keys like time of possession, third-and-long defense, special teams field position, and the all-important penalty margin after a flag-heavy Week 1.

Inside the matchup, we spotlight Tarpon playmakers—Terrence Pitre, “Baby J” Landon Jarvis, Dre Hughes, Meathead in the ground game, QB Josh Mack’s decision-making—and the revamped special teams unit that flipped the field a week ago. On the Pearl River side, we discuss trench play, their run-first identity (44 rushing attempts last week), and the buy-in that’s fueling early momentum.

We also zoom out to the Bayou and statewide slate—Vandy, HL Bourgeois, and more—and close with a quick, level-headed college football segment (LSU-Florida, Georgia-Tennessee, Notre Dame-A&M, Bama-Wisconsin): what’s noise, what’s real, and where the edges might be.

Presented by: Neil’s Small Engine

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast – Picks & Parlays: Week 3 Edition 🎙️

We’re back with another week of reckless gambling advice, questionable logic, and a parlay that’s guaranteed to either make you rich or force you to sell your plasma. Spoiler: probably the second one.

👀 College Recap:

Damien trusted Clemson… Clemson returned the favor by sucking.

Tommy picked Texas… they forgot the game was two halves long.

Nick and Casey actually hit their bets (which officially makes them the podcast’s finance bros).

Nick’s Wheel? Still spinning like a broke slot machine. 1-9, baby!

🏈 NFL Recap:

Tommy cashed on Baker Mayfield looking like an MVP for 90 minutes.

Damien’s Commanders somehow covered (shoutout Daniel Jones for being Daniel Jones).

Nick’s “over” pick had all the offensive excitement of a middle school punt fest.

Casey’s Steelers lost by half a point. Nothing screams degeneracy quite like that.

🔥 This Week’s College Parlay (a.k.a. how to light money on fire responsibly):

Ducks & Wildcats OVER 48.5

Georgia -4.5 (because Kirby Smart owns Tennessee like a rent house)

LSU vs. Florida UNDER everything (until it hits 70-60, of course)

Ole Miss/Arkansas UNDER 62.5

And Tulane covering vs. Duke… because revenge, white uniforms, and fake quarterbacks.

💰 NFL Parlay of Doom:

Bills -6.5 (Josh Allen vs. “Not Lamar Jackson” Fields)

Dak over 1.5 TDs

Cowboys to cover (bullying the Giants is tradition now)

Joe Burrow over 6.5 rushing yards (aka “run for your life insurance”)

49ers -3 AND the under (pray for a 13-10 field goal-a-thon).

📊 Odds? 26-to-1. Reality? You’ll be broke by 2:15pm.

✨ Plus:

The Wizard is back from his 4-1 week, still somehow 4-6 overall.

Turtle went 4-1, proving Bryce Boudreaux doesn’t know ball.

Nick’s Wheel? Still a war crime.

Tommy? A cuck with a 2-3 record and a heart full of bad picks.

Come for the football talk, stay for the tribal free lunch discourse, San Francisco hate rants, and Lafourche Parish degeneracy.

The Group Chat Podcast hits the road on Friday night for the Big Blue Breakdown pregame show live from Tidelands Country Club (4:30–6:00 PM) ahead of the South Lafourche Tarpons’ home opener. The Tarpons are set to battle Pearl River, looking for revenge after last year’s tough loss.

Joining the show is Pearl River head boys basketball coach and assistant football coach Dillon Smith, who provides unique insight on both programs. Coach Smith breaks down Pearl River’s physical offensive line and run-heavy attack, talks about the culture shift under new head coach Jared Leonard, and reflects on how the program is building momentum after a strong start to the season.

The conversation also dives into basketball, with Coach Smith previewing his upcoming season, the leadership of his returning players, and the impact of multi-sport athletes who play both football and basketball. He also shares memories of former standout Howard Hartgrove of Grand Isle, and offers candid thoughts on Louisiana high school basketball topics like the ongoing shot clock debate.

With South Lafourche coming off a narrow Week 1 loss to Thibodaux, the Tarpons will look to bounce back at home with speed, playmaking, and an energized crowd in “The Tank.” Expect a classic clash of styles: Pearl River’s size and power versus South Lafourche’s quickness and wide-open offense.

Tune in tomorrow for analysis, laughs, and a big-game atmosphere as the Group Chat Podcast gets you ready for South Lafourche vs. Pearl River under the Friday night lights.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast: The Mount Rushmore of Characters Who Got Screwed Edition 🗿

We spun the wheel (that was definitely rigged) and drafted our Movie/TV Characters Who Deserved Better.

We also hit everything from Miss Lippy, Screech, Carlton Banks, Ernest, to freaking Forrest Gump catching an STD curveball. This draft went completely off the rails. 😂

If you’ve ever yelled “they deserved better!” at your TV, this is your episode.

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🎙 Group Chat Podcast: The Parlay That Will Ruin Your Weekend

The boys are back and doing what they do best: making terrible financial decisions with confidence. Sponsored by DTB Clothing, Casey, Damien, Nick, and Tommy each throw in their “Lock of the Week” to build a four-leg parlay so cursed it should come with a warning label. Texas is pissed, Clemson is pissed, Iowa State is playing Iowa’s JV offense, and somehow we’re trusting the under in an Iowa game (shocker).

But why stop there? The crew stacks their NFL “locks,” debates if Baker Mayfield is the GOAT (he’s not), buries the Saints before kickoff, and builds an eight-leg Frankenstein parlay at 125-to-1 odds that will definitely end with heartbreak. Throw in some pick’em chaos, disrespect for Duke, and a few shots at Latoya Cantrell, and you’ve got the most unserious sports betting show on the internet.

💸 Disclaimer: All picks and parlays discussed on the Group Chat Podcast are strictly our personal opinions and for entertainment purposes only. This is not gambling advice. Please wager responsibly.

🎙 Group Chat Podcast: Friday Night Lights – UTB vs DTB Showdown

Casey, Damien, and Nick are back at the desk breaking down Week 1 of Louisiana high school football. The spotlight is on South Lafourche as the Tarpons hit the road UTB to face the Thibodaux Tigers in the Jungle. It’s a battle of former college quarterbacks turned head coaches, and the GCP crew has all the keys to the game—offensive firepower, defensive questions, and which playmakers will shine under the Friday night lights.

The guys also rewind to last week’s jamboree against Terrebonne, where the Tigers flexed Division I talent across the field. Can South Lafourche bounce back and make a statement? Will Thibodaux’s athletes overwhelm, or will the Tarpons’ two-way stars rise to the occasion?

From pregame live shows, Bayou Sports coverage, and scouting reports that dig deep into the trenches, the Group Chat Podcast sets the stage for an electric Week 1 matchup.

🏈 South Lafourche Tarpons vs Thibodaux Tigers. Friday night. The Jungle. Don’t miss it.