EPISODE 11

• No pants clarification
• Ruby cuddles
• Getting our rooftop tent!!!!
• Penguin confusion with Phillip Island
• Working out the camping kinks
• The Nobbies
• Types of people at penguins
• The Double Airport Dilemma
• Sketchy Jetstar flight to Sydney
• Dinner with Cam & Sam
• Glen & Allison, the talkative Airbnb hosts
• Coffee with Christian
• Christian helped us retrieve our bags
• Peanut Butter Bar
• Flying to Melbourne to start the Great Ocean Road
• Lorne, Cockatoo Town is the cutest beach town!!!
• Our surfer friends: Johny, Sammy, Olly, and Lumpy — learning all about surf culture
• Watching them surf and getting Chopstix
• WILD Koalas!!!
• 12 Apostles sunset & sunrise
• One camp closed because high waters
• Massive waves along Great Ocean road
• Loch Ard Gorge, London Bridge, The Grotto
• Robe, SA
• The Big Lobster in Kingston SE, SA
• Airbnb drama Adelaide
• Glenelg Beach hotel

Animals:

Ruby & Brooklyn

Rabbits

Emus

Hella birds in Lorne - cockatoos, ducks,

Echidna

Koalas!!!!

Penguins

Black wallaby

Kangaroos

Possums

Black llamas

Camels

Episode 10

Days 3/25 - 4/2

• We are very sad to leave Bob and Tasmania
• Drive up Tassie Center with a shower of bugs
• Grossest Airbnb we have ever seen
• Separating for the day for less sea. sick people aka maxi
• Spirit of Tasmania adventures and ocean talk
• Maxi in Melbourne (thanks Elyse) and what she did
• Maxi and the Airbnb host coming in the house unannounced
• Meeting our next dog sit families
• Getting disrespected by Mia family low key "don't have a party & don't drink my wine"
• What makes a good house and dog sit - getting better at Trusted House Sitting
• Going to see friendly jordies comedy show - a political comedian
• Running & bathing boxes
• Going to the Famous Bells Beach and seeing the World Surf League Competition
• Meeting guy named Sammy who almost got casually bite by tiger snake
• Why didn’t our friends want come to Melbourne
• Maxi birthday
• Cool coffee shop, Queen Victoria market, beautiful Melbourne river and city side and Olympic park, Tasmania jack jumpers win the championship, Greek dinner and dairy free ice cream
• Thankfully, leaving Mia kinda crazy catching ball and athletic ability
• New dog we love so much named Ruby, the cat is great too!
• Tacos and cake
• Getting the car rigged up for adventure
• K mart

Podcast 9

General Thoughts:

• time change back home not here & wild time zones of Australia
• Kory mustache attempt and hair dilemma
• No salt, bad service

Hobart:

• Jazmin barking at dogs and Bob not wanting to walk
• 2 farmers markets one super touristy the other kinda chill
• Parking ticket - should we fight
• Beach day!!! - crazy weather swings
• Scorpion - who would have thought
• New battery & car service everything looks good & dreams and desires for potato
• Yoga with Mississippi teacher
• Reading!! Building a library
• More exercise this week playing ball, trail runs and beach runs

Bruny Island:

• Bruny island & walks and snake
• Bread refrigerator
• No penguins

Hobart again:

• Fire ban and brigade

Port Arthur:

• Cool!

Hobart again:

• Meeting up with friends we made — dinner and drinks
• Watching John do his 25k mountain run
• South Hobart full circle
• Seeing a platypus
• All deciding to run the 9km race
• Espresso sunrise
• Ocean Alley concert youths amazing sound - teens, parents, drunken mate strategy, photo with lead singer
• 4 drink minimum?
• Me waking thinking someone stole the dog
• The race!
• Seeing our friends on the ferry next

Kory’s Ranking of Tassie beaches:

• Bay of fires
• Cape Queen Elizabeth beach
• Honeymoon beach
• Ocean beach
• Beach at our airbnb in Falmouth
• Edge of the bay beach with view of hazards
• Kingston dog beach
• Wineglass bay beach
• hazards beach
• Long Beach (Hobart)
• Sandy bay beach (Hobart)

Maxis beach ranking:

• Cape Queen Elizabeth beach
• Bay of fires
• Honeymoon beach
• Ocean beach
• Wineglass bay beach
• Edge of the bay beach with view of hazards
• Kingston Beach
• Sandy bay beach (Hobart)
• Hazards Beach
• Beach at our airbnb in Falmouth
• Long Beach (Hobart)

Animals of the Week:

• Bob
• Jazmin
• Scorpion
• Snake
• Other dogs who got pats
• Colorful birds
• Wallabies
• Etc.

Episode 8:

CRADLE MOUNTAIN

• Cradle Mountain Visitor Centre sparkling water
• Parenthesis on street signs

STRAHAN

• Roofers on our Airbnb (host’s getup)
• Driving on Ocean Beach
• Stargazing (Aurora Australis)
• Public holiday everything closes
• The Ship That Never Was
• Risby Cove dinner
• Marshall booked flight!!!!!
• Mining towns and Linda Cafe

HOBART

• Bite Me and special movie theatre
• Australian “hotels”
• Massage pain
• Mall sushi
• Bought painting supplies, yoga mats, and basketball
• Bookstore purchases

KINGSTON BEACH

• New housesitting gig for Bob & Jazmin
• Libby & Len - Trump & head of oyster commission 
• Maxi has “big feet and no clothes”
• Proper Bolognese
• Beach runs
• American Nightmare on Netflix

Animals of the Week:

Bob, Jazmin, wallabies, Cockatoos, ducks

Episode 7:

• A beautiful birthday weekend surprise
• Our bestie wallaby freinds - GEORGEEEEEEE, Jerry, Kramer, Elaine
• Chating with some old guys at the tavern - Andy Duncan & guy with the dogs
• Swimming in the most beautiful waters
• Mt Amos hike
• Wineglass bay hike
• The receptionist did not understand that we were staying here - do we look poor???
• Great chat with a tour guide that wasn't our guide
• Kory bday dinner vs the cafe the next day ignoring us
• Our best effort on lighting the candles—> swollen eye
• Maxi driving the car—> tree in the car
• Kory almost fought by roos
• Tassie devil feeding
• Massage “accident”
• Hotel owners breaking into the hotel and, cleaning up our food containers, and making toilet paper fancy again
• Bay of Fires with my future hotel
• Cute Airbnb in Branxholm with sauna… but the drone spying on maxi???
• Derby biking - the best in the world
• Overhead American Slander 
• American sweet brekky
• NZers at coffee shop art gallery & people love love love talking American politics
• Random thoughts:
•     No Pb jellies for kory
•     You can’t get any chips without milk or granola bars without gluten
•     No salt and pepper
•     Rarely write “km” on Highway signs or “hrs” on-street parking signs
•     Kory’s take on roads & driving

• Cradle Mountain lively Wombat population
• Cradle mountain hike & friends who were blocking the view 
•     Matt & Kristen replacements because the March bday things
• Canceling our sits due to homeowners mucking us around and starting our big lap soon!

Animals of the week:

Skinks

Whole lotta wallabies

Albino wallabies

BIG ASS MOTH

Sanctuary: everything - echidnas, devils, kangaroos (babies + joeys), geese, peacocks, kookaburras, cockatoos

WOMBATS

Huntsmans 

Snakes!!!!

• Shoutout to Mi our biggest fan
• Saw an echidna crossing the road and Kory said get out of the way Mr. Armadillo
• Red Bull hardline seeding & race day
• “I knauuuuuuur” & the school kids Naurrrrr
• drunken man caught slipping down the hillside at Hardline
• Mona - the museum that no one should go to, the place was so creepy and dark
• What do we sound like to the locals
• Where are the kangaroos and koalas here?
• Overall quality of the house we are living in - why don't the doors shut fully???
• Mt Wellington viewing experience
• Beaches - long beach, Taroona Beach, Kingston Beach (great for dogs)
• Too brown here - need more colors
• Car name suggestions

Animals of the week 

• Stevie 
• Tons of potaroo’s
• Echidna 
• Wallabies 
• Little lizards 

Episode 5:

soooo happy to be back in Australia

vivid hair

house of sticks in greymouth (and signs for nudists)

that’s alright

living downunder is one big lesson in sustainability and we will compost

good looking Australians 

kory flowers from garden for vday

kory mtb park — leaving me on my own gondola

beautiful bike ride around Cromwell

Milford sound!! The long journey to get there no matter which method you take — glacial facial 10 years younger

driving to Christchurch was awesome but one lane roads when there should be more

blue ass lake

jellie park ducks

lime scooters

stingy Airbnb host lol

short little flight from MEL to Hobart with the basketball players on our flight and advertised around the airport

Andy the Airbnb super host told us about the adult movie theater and then drove us to the cute strip of restaurants

Hung out with the house owners all day

We bought a car!!! 

Service tas better than the dmv 

We love this dog 

Heading to red bull hardline 

In this episode, we explore some topics that we forgot to talk about last week and what's going on in our lives this week! Here are some of those topics:

What we forgot to mention:

-Raglan

-Wedding at Hobbitton

-Hamilton Gardens??

-Airbnb music lady

New updates:

-Peter Airbnb host (nicest man in the world)

Blue gorge

-That Wanaka Tree

-All Asian restaurant (lowkey great view)

-Cromwell & Charlie (old town and great bike paths)

-Debbie rooting for 49ers

-Onsen hot tub

-burgers at 10 am when trying to find breakfast

-Valentine’s day

   -wine tastings

   -no good restaurants

   -ice cream shops giving us a hard time

-bungy

• Coming from Auckland to Hamilton 
• Coughers on the bus why are people sick when traveling 
• Hobbiton and the guide liked us & low key maybe a hobbit? Fake everything looked so real
• Everything in this land relates back to lord of the rings
• Eco friendly country & home we visited
• Hike recap (we talk more about it with Faye)
• Possible ghost slapping my neck
• No deadly animals or insects here!!!!  Except sand flies
• Animals of the week - Giaha, sheep, cows, Russian black terrier, spiderS in car, wekas, kaka, ray sting
• Getting denied from a car sale cuz we were gross backpackers 

Our First Interview!!!

We talk to our Kiwi mate Faye!

This week, we cover:

- Why we're in New Zealand when we just moved to Australia

- A potential home intruder in Sydney

- 92 year olds on Instagram

- Ecoli at the beach with teenagers

- Differences in dining culture

- Questions from the audience

- NEW SEGMENT: Animal encounters of the week

- Accidentally joining a nudist colony at Palm Beach, NZ