Geek Nerdery

We’re taking a look at some vermin movies! First up we think the dogs in rat costumes are awesome in DEADLY EYES. Then Robocop fights off a rat in OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN. After that, we talk about CANDYMAN, THE WALKING DEAD, and BEFORE I WAKE.

Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well, all the women in this movie do and it turns out they are! First up we take a look at the forgotten about John Carpenter movie SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME. Then we talk about blind kids in EYES OF A STRANGER. After that, we talk about DON’T BREATHE 2, THE PROTEGE, and BEFORE I WAKE. Also at the end of the show, we talk about the new SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME trailer and get spoilery about MARVEL’S WHAT IF . . .?

This week we claim some street justice. First up Charles Bronson gets a gun and hunts down Jeff Goldblum in DEATH WISH. After that Robert Forrester goes to jail but then becomes a VIGILANTE. We also talk about FREE GUY, CON AIR, and US.

It’s time for some Larry Cohen movies. First up we question Ed McMahon’s ease of getting hookers in FULL MOON HIGH. Then we try to topple capitalism with THE STUFF. After that we chat about WOODSTOCK 99, THE FOREVER PURGE, and the documentary CHYNA.

Weeeeeee’re Baaaaaaack! We decided to jump into some old Steven Spielberg TV Movies. First up we drive through the desert in DUEL. Then we wonder about the ease of which a family buys a house and moves in the same day. After that we discuss HEAT, OLD, and at the end of the show to avoid spoilers we talk MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE and LOKI.

It’s time for some Van Damme Movies! First up him and Dolph Lundgren become soldier zombies in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER. Then he polices time so we don’t have to in TIMECOP. Then we chat about PSYCHO GOREMAN, MODOK, and JAWS.

They walk, they talk, they piss Eric off.

Hey it’s time to talk about some Vietnam Vets. Specifically Tommy Lee Jones. First he takes over central park in THE PARK IS MINE. Then he helps out a friend kill some people that took his hand in ROLLING THUNDER. Then we talk about JUPITER’S LEGACY, SYNCHRONIC, and NOBODY.

Just…don’t. Come back next week. Maybe by then we’ll have electronically jumped into the body of a better movie. I don’t know.

Time to pour a glass of wine and crank up the Air Supply, cause we’re getting cozy with Slither.