Beware that which allows cereal to stay crispy in milk; beware this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Wii U woes, Netflix bingeing, the corruption of Minecraft, Constantine TV, The Returned, SHIELD numbers, Bad rental choices, Red, The Simpsons, Steam Machines, GTA microtransations, water on Mars' sheriff, Roger Rabbit sequels, South Park RPG's, WWE statues, meteor beer, and those too darned realistic miltary shooters.  So contact the U.N., it's time for a Geek Shock!