Bart discusses his weight update while waiting for Norma to join; then we talk about the correspondent dinner, Bezos and his work/life "circle", and prom dresses of appropriation!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk about people who can't hang up their phones and sue people for eavesdropping, the FCC is officially killing net neutrality, Sean Penn wrote...something...and Google scans your email for personal results!

Voretaq returns and discusses Zuckerberg's Congressional softball session, Hannity acknowledges the real reason he's been cuckoo for Cohen, Harry Anderson goes to the magic top hat in the sky, and Universal Basic Income as an interesting idea...

Bart and Norma discuss the latest Trumpy trouble, recumbent bikes, a Winky-Eyed Jesus, and a quiet movie!

Bart and Norma discuss taxpayer-funded music, GOP group admits they hate poor people, and teachers in PA are armed with rocks to fight gun toting rampagers!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss broadband access, the politics of conservatives teasing kids who protest being shot, and insurance fraud!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss updates, the passing of a modern genius, and Marlon Bundo writes a second, better book!

Bart and Norma discuss a new purchase and give Bart's weight update. The secretary of education shows her education knowledge (or lack thereof). Monster drinks are apparently EVIL (as are Alexa devices) and McDonald's tries celebrating Women's Day while weathering some criticism for do as I say and ignore what I'm doing behavior...

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss exercise convenience, school shooting marketing opportunities, the lawsuit against John Oliver and Mr. Nutterbutter has been dropped and racism is still rampant in schools...

Bart, Norma and Voretaq end up discussing the fact that for the first time in America, to our recollection, there's been a number of kids shot and the ensuing silence didn't stay silent! It's been a week and it's still in the news! Also, Ulta is restocking things they shouldn't? Heather Locklear arrested? And Kevin Smith had a heart attack! We also discuss California living in this episode. It's quite a spread of information now that Voretaq rejoined us!