Geeking After Dark

Bart and Norma discuss YET ANOTHER proposal to give teachers incentive to shoot people in schools (but pay out of pocket for actual schools supplies) after yet another shooting, more celebrities pass away, the House speaker is elected and he's yet another terrible person in my opinion, and candy corn is terrible and people are finally realizing it! Oh, and Apple is holding an event to announce new products...

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss responsible legislation, sex ed in schools, education in general, Panera is getting sued, Amazon sells driver pee (supposedly?), Fall of the House of Usher is great and Jim Jordan is still terrible in our opinions!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss pensions, stupidity of our penal system, and 3D printers as weapons! Bonus: we seem to be in agreement that Elon Musk is an idiot.

Bart and Norma end up spending quite a bit of time talking about the affordability of just existing in our country now (See what I did there? Spending quite a bit of time??), along with a couple short news items...the collapse of society will be televised!

Bart and Norma discuss newly discovered blue tarantulas, another Congressperson getting in trouble for...bribery, I guess? (Still not sure the difference between bribery and lobbying...) The Tax Man wants to talk to you if you sold tickets for too much money, and Canada accidentally loves Nazis!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss ghostwriters for celebrity stories, "coolers" that hide what's inside until you watch an ad, a stealth plane that was *really* stealthy and a visit to the Statue of Liberty. Oh, and Bobo, now being labeled as "Bimbo", managed to get kicked out of a family musical performance after groping her boyfriend's joystick and being disruptive...but it's not her fault, she swears!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss school rules, Danny Masterson and the cult that protected him, Instant Pots are great, and the Bible breaks the Bible-believer's own rules while trying to hurt them sinners!

Bart and Norma discuss the ultimate porch pirate, Bob Barker has passed as close to a dollar without going over, completely trusting anti-cheat detection for writing is...not wise, and the government...and our justice system...well, trust is all relative, I suppose...

Bart and Norma discuss the (de-)merits of fracking, schools that think ChatGPT is KITT, killing people because the funeral industry will bribe with more money than EMT paychecks provide and we even bring up poop knives which are apparently a real thing now!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Meg 2, Sky Sharks (because they're AWESOME), Conservative efforts to justify hateful laws just make them onerous and stupid, Orlando apparently doesn't like losing gay dollars, and church is FUN! (No, it's not)