In Filthy Casuals Review, Kenny and Seth play a game where they try to predict how Magic professionals (Marshall Sutcliffe and Luis Scott-Vargas from Limited Resources) will grade all the new cards from the latest set, in this case The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth. Today we see how we did and talk in depth about the cards we diverged on, as well as the lessons we learned | Review begins (10:45)

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. It’s been far too long. Phyrexia All Will Be Two-Drops sent me into a bit of an existential spiral, and it took the likes of LSV saying this might be the literal Greatest Of All Time limited format to tempt me back in. Oh, and also the fact that I accidentally made Seth pay for this draft.

April and Kenny discuss the 1987 film The Princess Bride, directed by Rob Reiner, starring Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, André the Giant, and Christopher Guest.

In Filthy Casuals Review, Kenny and Seth play a game where they try to predict how Magic professionals (Marshall Sutcliffe and Luis Scott-Vargas from Limited Resources) will grade all the new cards from the latest set, in this case March of the Machine. Today we see how we did and talk in depth about the cards we diverged on, as well as the lessons we learned | Review begins (6:25)

Watch High School Musical alongside April and Kenny.

The fastest format in Arena history, highly dependent on winning the die roll, aggressive to a fault, filled with bomby bombs—Phyrexia All Will Be One certainly had a lot of things working against it. But was it really all that bad? Kenny and Seth react in this Extra Turn.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. Depending on who you ask, Phyrexia All Will Be One ranges from ‘utter trash’ to ‘umm actually not that bad if you’ve played 200 drafts.’ Today I’m going back to the only thing that works for me: white/black toxic.

The Intangibles catch up on the Las Vegas Challenge, the Prodigy lawsuit against Gannon Buhr, and Natalie Ryan v DGPT and PDGA (12:29) | Hottie/Baddie of the Week and the Little Bitch of the Day (6:30) | Birdie, Bogey, or Par (44:07)

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. I hear that blue really sucks in ONE, so of course I couldn’t resist hoovering up every blue rare and cobbling together this monstrosity. But the question still stands: WILL IT MILL?

Why hello. It’s been a minute hasn’t it? Seth took a long hiatus, but like the McRib, he’s back, and he’s bringing a sweet and tangy red/white build in Phyrexia: All Will Be One.