Geisler's Guidelines

Double digits means double Jordans! To celebrate episode 10, Jordan gets his good friend Jordan Berhow to come on the show and reunite  "Jordan Squared." They talk about wealth and money, a slightly ironic topic for two college students to cover. They discuss the comfortable factor of being middle class, as well as opening motorcycle shops and how they've sold out. Plus, Jordan introduces an exciting new segment about Big Brother. Later, they play In Other Words, a game involving warped movie descriptions.  Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening!

Jordan and his "Cougar" and Brotherhood co-founder discuss the wonders of reality television and how trashy it is. Jordan divulges his obsession with Big Brother, Alesia fears she's a bad mom for getting her daughters to watch the Housewives, and Paul denounces all reality television, but is ratted out for knowing everyone's names. Later, they play Spin-off, a game involving on-the-spot thinking and parodies of famous shows, movies, and people. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth the listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening! 

Despite what Jordan says in the intro, this is actually episode 7. Please excuse the ample white noise as Jordan and his new friend Mateo dig into questions from previous episodes. They talk about how they backed down from risks at college, how important their hair is to them, and how middle-school is a terrible experience (a reoccurring theme that probably won't ever go away). Later, they have a crazy story time where Mateo reminisces about the first time he got drunk and Jordan regales dressing up as President Trump for Halloween. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening!

Jordan and his wonderful new friend Milly shake things up by straying from the norm. They go over questions from the first 5 episodes, focusing on insecurities they've had, how miserable their middle-school years were, the difficulty of putting on a front, and how important second, and even third, chances are. Later, they play Modern Slang, where Milly sets a new record! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss a new episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening! 

Jordan and his cousin Olivia sit down to talk about stereotypes. Both of them agree about being labeled as dumb blondes and feeling awkward about liking alternative music. They also talk about how being white de-legitimizes them, the difference between voting for a candidate and voting with your party, and the horrors of middle-school. Later, they play, "Florida Man: Real or Unreal?" where Olivia has to determine how stupid and outrageous Florida men really are. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so that other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to send a voice memo to be shared on the podcast or suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening!

After light pleading and begging, Jordan gets his cousin Lily and cousin in-law Bailey Vickers to be on the podcast. They talk about faith in regards to spirituality and also having faith in people. They discuss how Jordan has no faith in almost anything, how Lily sees the best in people, and how Bailey uses Instagerm, a dating app for grandmas and germs. Later, Jordan has Lily and Bailey do a cold reading with a terrible script he wrote. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to send a voice memo to be shared on the podcast or suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening! 

Jordan sits down with his good friend Jenna Crowell to discuss how self-conscious they are. They delve into how they deal with criticism from others (mostly siblings) and differentiate between serious problems and problems that seemed serious at the time but weren't. They also discuss how lame pep rallies are, and how angsty and sad Avril Lavigne's music is/was. Later, they play Character Profile, inventing life stories solely based on a person's name. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savagesasquatch83, and if you'd like to send a voice memo to be shared on the podcast or suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening!

Jordan sits down with one of his best friends (and sister) Paige Geisler. They discuss passion in their current and future careers, as well as things they've done out of passion. They also lament over the woes of Valentine's Day in high-school and give a PSA about buying flowers. Later on, they play Fifteen Shades of Jordan (which isn't as kinky as it sounds) to see how well Paige knows Jordan. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode! Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savagesasquatch83, and if you'd like to send a voice memo to be shared on the podcast or suggest a topic for discussion, send it to [email protected]. Thanks for listening! 

Welcome to Geisler's Guidelines! In the very first episode, Jordan sits down with his good friends (and bosses) Bill and Paula Koch, and Miah (his co-worker and lovely studio audience) to discuss risk in its many forms--but mostly in regards to jobs and relationships. Later, they play a rousing game of Modern Slang to see how much lingo Bill and Paula know (spoiler alert: they don't know much). Want to share a message with Jordan? Feel free to send a voice memo or email to [email protected], and subscribe to the podcast so that you never miss an episode!