We warned y'all about this month and it's finally here! Welcome to the Chironeclipse with a side of malefic conjunctions, Uranian fuckery, and oh yeah a Mercury retrograde too. But never fear the Gemidykes are here to guide you through this month’s chaotic transits. We’re also here to lighten the mood by honoring our Aries Venus divas including this month's celestial celesbian, Rosie fucking O’Donnell!

"Venus in Aries" by BOXKNIFE

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe 

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

Get ready for a very giggly episode of Gemidyke Rising because it's Pisces season and we're feeling a lil fishy! February was a blur but here we are preparing for the Venus-Saturn conjunction and other March transits by talking about two of our favorite topics: lesbian age gap relationships and gay pirates.

Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

It's Saturn season baby! And the gemidykes are back after a chill winter break to spill the tea on the astro drama 2024. It's a super mutable year with a side of Saturnian and Plutonian antics and we're here to break down how different signs will experience the transits, make some chaotic predictions, and as always offer some gay recommendations to feel into the Aquarian vibes. Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.

Sound Editor: KJ Jarboe

Theme Music: "The Tower" by BOXKNIFE

Hold on to your hats queers, Mercury is going rx!! But don’t worry the Gemidykes are here to break down Mercury’s nonsense and other transits of December, 2023 after we catch up on breaking news from November’s Mars cazimi and Venus’ slide through Libra. And if you didn’t know how gay Mercury is, we’re here to tell you about it! Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.

Catch up on the Gemidykes’ favorite lesbian flicks this Mercury Rx holiday season for some Mercury4Mercury action:

1. But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

2. D.E.B.S. (2004)

3. Blush (2015)

4. Show Me Love (Fucking Amal) (1998)

5. Disobedience (2017)

6. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017)

7. Lost and Delirious (2001)

8. Circumstance (2011)

9. The Favourite (2018)

10. Saving Face (2004)

Honorable TV mentions go to The L Word (2004-2009) and South of Nowhere (2005-2008)

This month the gemidykes prepare for the first Mars cazimi in Scorpio in 32 years! SPOOKY! We celebrate our anniversary by looking at our meet cute chart, recap celesbian scandals and other news from last month’s eclipses, and look into all the drama Scorpio season transits have in store for us

Eclipses That Aligned with Important Events in History

Audio Editor-KJ Jarboe

Theme song- "The Tower" by BOXKNIFE

Ready to get a little sporty? The gemidykes are back this month to talk about this month's transits including the first solar eclipse in Libra of the 2023-2024 series! To understand the vibe we're going back to 1996 to talk about women's sports and why they're so gay.

Audio Editor: KJ Jarboe

Theme Music: "The Tower," BOXKNIFE

Sources:

- 'Post Colonial Astrology,' Alice Sparkly Kat

- 'The '96 Effect,' available to steam on Peacock
- source for 1996 Olympics inception chart: https://www.ajc.com/sports/on-this-day-opening-ceremonies-1996-atlanta-olympics/HEVA7PUWBJARFEABTNCLYEBPMI/

 source for WNBA inception chart:

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2020-06-21/this-day-in-sports-sparks-fall-to-liberty-in-wnbas-first-game-in-1997

*MAJOR BARBIE SPOILERS*In a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising, the gemidykes deep dive into Barbiestrology. We discuss the Venus retrograde cycle and this summer's transit through Leo as is connects to the Barbie movie, Barbie's history, and the heroine's journey.

Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower"-BOXKNIFESources:Demetra’s book, Arielle Gurman’s book, Heroine’s journey book, • Venus Star Rising: A New Cosmology for the 21st Century; Arielle Gurman• Ancient Astrology in Theory and Practice, Volume 1; Demetra George• TikTok of Heroine’s Journey @jstoobs• https://www.nytimes.com/1959/03/10/archives/business-is-brisk-as-toy-fair-opens-attendance-exceeds-that-of-1958.html• Mattel history - https://youtu.be/0wh0r5bA704 • Barbie and the Rockers: Out of this World - https://youtu.be/ViJQh0if-yU?si=CUh_bEbpjaPmp4Ue