back for our quarterly update, we're once again talking about nothing and everything at the same time. a couple people asked us if we were ever coming back and we realized we were letting down 100% of our listeners so we're here to entertain the 2 or 3 of you that are still around. thank you for your continued support and thank you to Kirkland for always playing hard to get. 

Hey hot people. how y'all holding up at the precipice of nuclear war? Grab a drink or whatever else chills you out and join us as we get lit and talk shit, trying our dang best to distract you from the fucked-upness of current world events. Sam eavesdrops and transcribes a hilarious convo at the gym, Anya rambles about the motherland, and then the episode partially turns into a musical?! Anything goes bb it's the apocalypse <3

It's 2022 and we are here to answer TWO QUESTIONS that are on everyone's minds rn.....1. Does COVID cause brain damage? (YES) and 2. Should OHIP cover lobotomies? (Please!?)

Just kidding - we talk about the current Venus & Mercury retrogrades, getting cum in your eye, autoerotic asphyxiation, cannibalism, the new season of Euphoria, why being vulnerable online is cringe & various other wholesome topics. Tell a friend!

We're cringe. You're cringe. Everyone is cringe. 

We dive into different ways that cringe exists in the world and roast them all, while continuing to roast ourselves along the way. It's clearly been awhile since we have recorded an episode so don't expect anything to make sense. 

Miss us? Well, it's been a moment because DAMN we've been werking and werking hard! Salons reopened in Ontario on June 30th and it's been an avalanche of intense haircuts, colour corrections and emotions cascading upon us ever since... We worked a solid 13 hour shift and then sat down in the salon staff room to record this episode for you all to get a sneak peek into what our world is like right now. We share our experiences of coming back after this 8 month lockdown and also just discuss what it's like to be a hairstylist in general. There's anecdotes, rants and tangents aplenty. For all our service industry friends - you will FEEL SEEN! For everyone else - please listen with an open mind. 

Light content warning: This episode has brief mentions of disordered eating, body dysmorphia and themes of weight loss/diet culture.

No seriously, does anyone know anymore, because we don't. 

As the world slowly slips further into chaos, we try to make sense of about three things that have happened over the last week or two. Follow along on our incessant ramblings, stream of consciousness style conversations, and of course, several digressions. At least we're finally back together again!

Move over, Gwyneth 🙄 - Gemini Placements gotchu with a full blown health and wellness episode featuring a very very special guest! Coach Maja (@majathestrong on IG) is a personal trainer and a beautiful Gemini soul who answers our relentless questions about all things nutrition and fitness. What the heck is a macro? *IS* butter a carb? Can everybody get abs? Motivational, educational with a splash of ridiculous - get into it FIT FAM 💪 

Light Content Warning: This episode mentions themes of diet culture and eating disorders - we keep it positive but encourage anyone in a negative headspace to skip this episode and come back later. Be gentle with yourself always <3

Remember us? Of course you do, we're unforgettable - but it's been a minute, huh? Coming at you from the shadowy pits of our souls where a lot of healing and feeling's been going on, we're here to take you through retrograde season...and fill you in on some niche internet drama while we're at it. We get astrological AND psychological in this episode talking about the !!!FIVE!!! retrogrades that are about to plunge us into the depths of personal transformation. Are you ready to meet your shadow? No? Too bad.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's...........Pisces Season! Get in loser, we're going crying. Nah, just kidding. We are here to make you cringe and laugh as per usual. It's been a looooong lockdown - maybe you've also forgotten how to be a person? Have no fear - in this episode we gonna learn SPORTS, CELEBRITIES, and maybe a little astrology too. Bonus ASMR - it's the episode that just keeps on giving. 

Ye ye yeeeeee it's that time again! Feeling fucked up? Blame Mercury. This episode is air sign energy in a nutshell - not a single topic gets missed. We have stories, we have ruminations, we have incriminating confessions....Get into it and ride the Aquarian wave! R.I.P. SCREECH <3