Gemini – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Gemini patience and understanding will be required to receive the celestial benefits of the first Winter month.  Our sacred herb can be a wonderful tool to help us see hidden mechanisms that might be holding us back from progress. Perspective must be sought in December stoner Gemini.  We may all be trapped within our … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Gemini …. Ready!  Set!  Go!  November promises to be a bustling period of frenetic energy and diligent work.  Time, effort, and labor will all blur together like no other period felt in the recent past or near future. Let’s go stoner Gemini!  Put on your hard hat, grab your favorite piece, and embrace the … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Gemini, for some in the stoner Zodiac autumn is a time to slow down, bundle up, and allow themselves a little more time being comfortably stoned on the couch. But, this month, the stoner Twin will not be caught lounging or wasting any of the limited hours of daylight the Fall season offers. While … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope October →

Dare to dream stoner Gemini.  The September time period is a powerful month for the stoner Twin.  Confidence, diligence, and a positive mental attitude will be the keys to unlocking the cosmic magic manifesting in the first Fall month. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream stoner Gemini!  Use … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope September →

Are you ready stoner Gemini?  I know you are.  And the stoner Zodiac is waiting with anticipation.  August will be the time of the Twin, and the world will be a more exciting, and colorful place because of it.   The universe will be shining a big bright light on you stoner Gemini.  Don’t get stage … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit.  Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin. Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope July →

It’s the season of the Twin!  Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month.  But watch out!  There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations. Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic.  With the right attitude, … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope June →

You are on a roll stoner Gemini!  The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac.  Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits.  How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope May →

Get out among the broader smoke circle stoner Gemini!  Universal influence in April supports a social Twin.  That’s right, guard your eyes and step out of your home and comfort zone.  That’s the Sun that is blinding you, and it comes with energy and adventure. But there is a danger in this expansive motive for … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope April →

Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope March →