• Ad Reads: IPads for Developmental Delays; Drunk Uncles Consulting.  
• Max shits the Bus. 
• Max shits on a job. 
• Mike shits all over his landlords stairs.  
• Other tales of glorious shit. 
• The legend of Big Slam (and his run-ins with the Law).  
• Max's extra dimensional Glory Hole idea: "Por-Tussy": Mussies, Bussy's, and more.  
• One Business name: two very different businesses.  Holo-caustic’s

• Big thanks to our Sponsors: Euthanasia of the Homeless & Gaslighter 
• Cool Aunt's & Uncle's that Listen to Gender Fluid. 
• Max got Married; and holy shit, did it get weird... 
• Uncles stealing Food at your wedding. 
• Old people who Pee strange in public. 
• HTDL: Hot Teacher Defense League.
• Dealing with Fatties on planes.
• Cousin's that JO your friends. 
• Dead baby farts on the plane. 
• Drunk Uncle's Consulting. 

Max and Mike are back at it. Another hilarious ep. 

• Ad Reads: Mighty Oak Penis Clinic. Extra Terresterial Girlfriend Experience. 
• How are we not cancelled?  
• Drunk Driving Stories from Hell.  
• Cuckholds on Message Boards vs. Bar Fights. 
• Our Singular Goal: Getting on Rogan (first: 200 downloads) 
• Business Ideas: Tidal Wave Marketing. Blackface as a Service. 
• More Business Ideas: Nighthawk Face Painting.  "Taco Bell".  "Nosejob X"... 

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Max and Mike are back at it.  

• Big thanks to our Sponsors: "Pegging for Vets" & "WWD: Wrestling with Difficulties".  
• Pet Peeves from the Spectrum: Playing-up for Sympathy.  Go Fund Me's for the Mentally Ill. 
• Strategies for going Viral.  Having Bill Cosby on the Pod. Talking Jewish Faith with Mel Gibson.  
• Business Ideas You Need to Hear.  "Your Racist Neighbor", "Extra Terresterial Girlfriend Experience", "Turkish Delight School for Boys & Young Men", "Mighty Oak Penis Enlargement Clinic: From your Tiny Acorn We Grow a Mighty Oak". 

Max and Mike are joined by Brian - The Man with the Golden Dick.  

• Big thanks to our Sponsors: Baby Burgers and TGV: The Gay Vaccine
• Lost Arts: Romance Languages, Handjobs, and Mud-Wrestling
• Niche porn recommendations from Cousins & Uncles
• Why White Collars jobs should encourage combat 
• Adorable Black Babies and...White parents? 
• You know you have Autism When... 
• More Billion Dollar Businesses

So much more! 

Max and Mike are back at it.  

Today's Agenda: 

• Our Sponsors: "Bug Drug's" & "Bucks for Cucks" 
• You know you're old if you Jerked off to magazines 
• Are Blood Donation Center's afraid of "gay blood"?
• Generation Gaps: Smear the Queer vs. a Good ole "Busey"
• Jerking so much you injure yourself; and then jerking more 
• Blood donation Centers that give HJ's & Vaccines that make you gay. 
• Forgive this Dick. Nuclear Weapons that blow-up galaxies. Baby burgers.
• Dishwashing, cloth-folding, flesh light friendly robots you can have the sex with.

Mike and Max crush this episode. 

Expect to learn: 

• Ball of the Pod Names - Gender Fluid vs. Cousin Lover 
• Amazing Business Ideas
  • Drugs for Bugs
  • Downs to Fuck 
  • Hidden Camera - Fake Sex Change 
  • Cum-on-me-titty (Community) First 
  • Handjobs for the Homeless vs. Squirters Prevent Shootings 
  • Handicap Ramps ("I'm talking half-pipe... I'm talking shooting them out of a cannon")

Max and I Mike discuss the most important issues of our time, including: 

• What podcast names honor both our autism, substance-abuse history, and minor  Transphobia? 
• Business ideas for Degenerates ("Pegging for Vets", "Cucking as a Service", etc.) 
• Canadian Chicks with Dicks who break Women's Powerlifting records