We chat about gilding horses but not in the way "gild" is usually used for horses, 90s Christian pop culture, New York State once again disappointing in the same way they always do, and the Texas Senate race with the man of many names

Look, we tried to compliment sandwich this episode as best with could with pleasant jokey chit chat but it doesn't matter what bread you pick if the sandwich is made of shit. We talk about the Texas forced detransition clinic, DOJ no longer tracking violence against trans people, and Juniper Blessing.

We talk about how everything is gonna get more expensive, Fight Clubs 4 Kidz, and a certain US official's love of booze.

Alligator Alcatraz is back and so is IVERMECTIN! Also, BEES!

We talk about Iran! Oil! Existentially Questionable Futures! Man's Best Friend[derogatory]! Also really good extracurricular activities cis people can do for fun!

We talk about the ren faire, the Iran war and it's knock-on effects, and gh-gh-gh-ghost ships!

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to watch Stevie realize in real time that his cohost is far more inebriated than expected but holding it together then this is the episode to watch.

If not, watch anyway as a sneak peak of all the reaction GIFs we're gonna make.

We discuss the ongoing Iran war, AI targetting civilians in war, the Texas GOP has gotten crazier and scientists apparently haven't been measuring sea level correctly.

Public transit is the new punk rock

The news horrors keep on coming so we talk about some but then we move into something even more terrifying: What if your autocomplete breaks up with you?