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Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. 

Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. 

Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. 

So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement.

Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party 

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