Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (do we have to call him that now?), has been elected the 46th president of the United States of Murca. The boys complain about how he isn’t a pure commie snowflake. And maybe about how the Democrats need to pull their heads from the ground and stop taking BIPOC and progressive votes for granted. Not being fascists isn’t enough, guys. Plus: Among Us references for the kiddies!