Have you ever had Christmas in Turkey? Do you think this movie sucks just because it features Denise Richards as nuclear physicist Christmas Jones? Hey now, remember it’s also got a sweet boat chase on the River Thames, the return of Robbie Coltrane as everyone’s favorite Russian gangster, the superb Sophie Marceau as oil baroness Elektra King, and Pierce Brosnan in absolute peak form as 007! Grab a martini and join us as we dive into the third Brosnan Bond film!

Do you think 24-hour news media is the ruining the world? Would you like to meet the world’s most charming assassin/doctor of forensic medicine (played by the science teacher from 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ no less)? Think Michelle Yeoh kicks major butt? Well, friend, why not fix yourself a medium-dry vodka martini and join us as we discuss the 18th James Bond film? 

Note: somehow accidentally on this one the Wills' audio track was recorded at extremely low volume so raising it to meet Max's dialogue gave us a lot more background noise than usual. Sorry about that; we'll try our best in the future to give you the best possible sound our cheap non-studio-renting asses can afford. 

We all know Sean Bean dies in every movie, but surely he dies the most in ‘Goldeneye.’ Also in this 007 flick — Famke Janssen as iconic femme fatale Xenia Onatopp, a series-best tank chase through St. Petersburg, and a bunch of other shit you might remember better from the N64 game. Fix yourself a martini and join us as we dive into the first Pierce Brosnan Bond film!

Bond goes rogue! And over a decade before that would start happening in every movie! Is ‘Licence to Kill’ the better Dalton film? Can it overcome its strong Hollywood influences to forge its own identity? And why the heck are there ninjas in this? Grab a martini and join us as we discuss the 16th James Bond movie! 

The Living Daylights! It’s the movie you make when you wanna be way more serious than Roger Moore, but still save some time for some cello-case-sledding and cosplaying villains. Maybe you can’t tell from that description, but we all really dig this movie! Grab a martini and join us as we discuss the first Timothy Dalton Bond movie!

Rock climbing! Skiing! Scuba! Copyright-free villains! Grab a martini and join us as we discuss the 12th James Bond film adventure!

Jaws! The submarine car! The parachute ski-jump! Carly Simon! Bell bottoms! This movie's got it all! Grab a martini and join us as we discuss Roger Moore's third and most iconic Bond film! 

This week we’ll be discussing lovable racist sheriffs, record boat jumps, Caucasian voodoo, crocodile stunts and inflatable villains. Grab a martini and join us as we enter into the Roger Moore era of Bond films!